Seed Viability, Testing, Using.

In which we look at testing common 'dried beans and pulses' to see if we can perhaps plant and grow them. Spoiler Alert: That description 'dried beans and pulses' literally describes the concept of 'seeds'. 

I still haven't gotten around to the pictures yet, but here goes the basic principle: 

How To Test For Viability

I've done this more times than some people have had hot homecooked meals and I'm sooo kicking myself for not doing anything about taking pictures. But my broad beans are due to go in soon so perhaps I'll run a viability test and take pictures. 

The basic idea that I've tried on all my dried pulses etc all go a bit like this:

• I get hold of the disposable trays that meat, cakes, and some vegetables come on and clean them while doing my dishes. You can use any small flat tray with a depth of 1cm or a bit more as long as it's non-toxic. 
• I get hold of a roll of paper towel. This is pretty much THE medium to use, facial tissues are sometimes treated with aromatics or chemicals and so might spoil results. 
• I pick out some of the seeds (dried beans, lentils, etc) and set up a tray apiece for them. I number the trays with a texta somewhere visible outside.
• To prepare a tray, I put a few millimetres of water in the bottom of the tray, then fold paper towels to a size that pretty much precisely fits in the bottom, stopping when I've put about ten layers down. 
• Now place ten or twenty of your test subjects in neat rows on the folded paper towel, and fold up another four layers of paper towel and place on top of the seeds and (hopefully) soggy bottom paper. Make sure the top layer is just damp, not too drowned.
• Write down in your notebook the origin and type of the subject seeds, the tray number, and then put in a cool dark place. 
• Every few days, check in on your experiments and make sure they haven't dried out, drizzle a bit of water on if they're too dry, and watch for bulges that might indicate that seeds are sprouting.
• When it's obvious many seeds have sprouted, give it a few more days for late sprouters, and then: 
• Carefully lift the top paper off and count how many seeds have sprouted and how many haven't. This gives you the viability percentage of the seeds and now you know how many seeds to plant if you want a minimum of a certain number of plants. Write that down in the notebook so you'll know for next time.

If you're desperate for seeds, you may be able to cut the paper towel and plant the squares containing viable sprouts but generally I just plant new seeds at the right time. But doing this I've planted mung beans, poona peas (aka field beans), kidney beans, white beans, soya beans, chickpeas, and a few more. 

A Cool Money-Saving Note:

I also have some food-grade plastic containers with loose fitting lids and I often throw in a double layer of mung beans or poona peas and so forth, cover them to almost double that depth with water, and leave them in a cool place for a week or two. The seeds sprout and make a great addition to sandwiches, salads, stir fries, and other cooking. A bag of mung beans costs a few bucks and if you cook them up you can get perhaps half a dozen meals from them. If you sprout them, you easily triple that or more. And you'd pay top dollar for a tray of sprouts at the supermarket, whereas that bag of beans was relatively cheap. 

Also, some things like poona  peas, mung beans, and radishes make a great green manure for your soil - plant them by the handful, allow then to get 30cm tall, and spade-dig them back into the soil.

Now for some notes about the seeds your supermarket sells as drygoods.

Drygoods Or Seed Stock?

Almost all those dried goods are seeds. Red beans, red kidney beans, great northern beans, white beans, broad beans, chickpeas, mung beans, and some lentils and seeds are just dried naturally. This is how beans grow in nature - the pods and beans dry on the plant, then the pods split from drying out and seeds fall out, and hopefully some will get a purchase in the soil and a new plant or twenty will come up. Things like wheat are sometimes viable but also many times they've been blasted clean and may not be viable at all. 

Birdseed is often a good source of viable seed. Out of a kilo bag of sunflower seeds for parrots I was able to grow a decent patch of black sunflowers. Seeds of those sunflowers were okay to eat, but the whole plants from roots to heads were also a great feed for the poultry and by rationing them out they supplemented the chicken feed for the rest of the year. Bunnies and goats would also enjoy the plants and even a few seeds here and there as a treat. So don't overlook stuff like that. 

Some online seed catalogues sell things like alfa-alfa seeds in bulk, and they make great salad sprouts or fully grown feed for the herbivores. Your local seed libraries often have seeds. And all of these can be tested for viability as outlined above and grown. 

Things like radishes also grow well from seed, and if you let a few plants go rather than digging them up, you can let their pods dry, then save the seeds for the next crop. Rocket lettuce will surprise you by growing to a metre tall and setting pods full of seeds too - and yes they're viable and easy to grow for greens, micro-greens, and more seed. Carrots are an exception, they seed on a two year cycle, so you should leave them in the ground or over-winter them somewhere they won't get frosts, and let them go the second year and collect the seeds once the plant dies back. 

Potatoes themselves are all you need to grow more potatoes, and to be honest, they're even a pest in my garden, no matter how carefully I dig the beds over and remove all the little Kipfler spuds, they come back year after year and if I'm honest I'm actually quite happy to have them in the kitchen. 

Silver beet and rainbow chards will really eagerly go to seed if you let them, and if you just let them have their way they'll grow absolute jungles of new plants every year so you can then cut back the old ones and let the cycle repeat with the young ones. And as with so many of these plants, the poultry and herbivores (if you keep any) will enjoy the trimmings, cuttings, and spare seed heads. 

Once I have beans or peas planted and growing happily, I'll mark out one plant or one vine for seed, and not pick the pods of that marked section. I sometimes loosely wrap a piece of wool around that vine section so I can tell it apart from the rest. I then just let those vines stay in the garden until they're dried and the pods are dry - now I have seed for next year. 

E.g. I started with about 15 broad bean seeds from a store-bought packet seven years ago, and we've had beans enough for a dozen meals that I cooked directly from each planting since then, or that I blanched and froze, or kept as dried beans by picking them before they started to dry off, podded, and let dry in a hanging dehydrating tent then stored. I could also have placed them in a dehydrator and done the same. 

And I also ended up with around a hundred or so beans for seed that first year, which I swapped with others and kept a few to plant the next crop and the next, keeping about forty seed beans. At this stage they've actually gone for five generations in those seven years and I'm only just now going to buy a new pack and plant them just to revitalise the line. 

But I could as easily have kept on keeping seed and mixing generations to keep the gene pool mixing a bit. After all, these big boi seeds can stay viable for quite a few years. 

A seed box can be something like a couple of shoeboxes, with seeds in folded-up paper towel envelopes marked with the seed and year. Once you've raided the pantry drygoods and the local garden clubs and seed libraries, you can keep planting year after year, saving new seeds every year. Just keep the box in the coolest and driest place in the house and keep the newest seeds and sow the oldest ones and you'll be golden. 

Ornamentals

To me, there's nothing as beautiful and ornamenting as a good healthy crop of edibles and herbs and fruit - but there are also people (my beloved among them) to whom the aesthetics of a garden are also important. Flowering plants also have seeds that can be saved in many cases, and they can be saved the same way, traded with other people for other varieties, and replanted. They're just beyond the limited scope of my article here, and I may find a few sources online and update this document here with those resources.

One More Thing

Please go to this page on my other blog and take the time to read it. I'm trying to make the world a better place again, a place where you can grow save and plant and not have to worry if the water and soil are safe for you to grow in, if the climate this year means you need to plant earlier or harvest earlier or if that plant will even grow in the heat this year, and - more importantly - if the children today will inherit a world where they too can enjoy gardening, seed saving, and seed procurement from unusual sources. I really urge you to go, take a look, and decide if you want to become a part of that movement.

Soil Transfusion, Stat!

Follow that with 180sqm of cover crop, green manure, and worms! 

Fertilisers have a bigger environmental footprint than the shipping industry. And aviation. Combined. The toll from overuse of fertilisers on the environment is - catastrophic, for many ecosystems. Worse still, this isn't even for the food. Because most farmers also over-produce as well as over-fertilising. And aside from the waste of ploughing unsold produce back in, there's wastage all along the chain, from warehouses, supermarkets, and finally in the home. 

"According to a report by the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC), the average American family of four throws away between $1,350 and $2,275 worth of food each year. This amounts to between 25% and 40% of all food purchased. The report also states that up to 40% of all food produced in the United States goes uneaten, which equates to approximately $218 billion worth of food each year. This waste not only impacts the family's budget but also has significant environmental consequences, as discarded food contributes to greenhouse gas emissions and the depletion of natural resources." -- ChatGPT search. 

Adding all the wastage together, it seems that around half of all food produced never finds a use in First World countries. Half the fertiliser being used could have been spared if we'd only used all of that food. (More down in the footnote.) 

So it's good that they're talking about how adding a field's worth of healthy soil to the top of your soil will bring back the nutritional value, the richness, the water-holding capacity, of your garden / farm / homestead. It means farmers can use less fertilisers and cause less environmental disaster. And here's my story of having done this - on a tiny, home garden (and once, for a while, a homestead garden) scale and not realising how people might not have known how to do this. In fact, to me, with a father who was an Agricultural Engineer among his many qualifications, the idea that "you don't grow vegetables, you actually grow soil" was self-evident.

This article sets out stuff I've done to not have to use fertilisers, soil wetting and moisture holding factory products, and most pesticides.

Disclaimer: The techniques I detail here are things I've done to correct home garden plots and beds, a homestead garden, and covered a range of soils and hot to cool temperate climate zones. The materials I've used aren't available everywhere. So don't take this as concrete instructions, rather as a starting point for your particular environment. 

Start Here For Home Garden Remediation

Read the article up there at the beginning of this post first, though. A small amount of soil with the right organic components, plants, bacteria, and insects in it, will spread out into other soil if you let it. I've been doing this at home for years. I did it back in WA when I wanted to grow stuff in what had basically been beach sand and needed a way to improve the soil's nutritional value and water-holding, and compost got turned into solar-sterilised dust by the heat. 

Western Australia (around the capital, Perth, at any rate) is literally beach sand all the way back to the foothills and all the way down down down to some insane depth, pretty much to the aquifer it sits on. Buildings need L-O-O-O-O-N-N-G (and really specialised) pilings driven halfway to Timbuktu in order to stay upright. And water just seeps down through that sand right to the aquifer instead of staying up there and doing useful work like watering plants. 

Where I was, I was still over that aquifer, same sandy soil, same heat, just a few miles south. If you watered in the early hours of pre-dawn, then by midday your plants were wilting from lack of water, if you then watered with the drip irrigation again, then by evening everything was wilting again, but it - barely - kept things alive.

Veges need a reliable source of water, and this wasn't it. Placing mulch on top of the bed kept the sand cooler, but the water still drained away within 2-3 hours, leaving the plants, bacteria, and fungi parched. People around there spend insane amounts on animal manure and soil from less crazy geological regions, and I think Perth probably also provides half of the annual profits of the whole soil wetter / moisture retainer industries. I always tried to be a bit more mindful of the environmental effects of all those chemicals and used things like straw, coconut coir and peat moss, but I'd just moved down the extra few miles south and was also on the bones of my backside due to having to go on disability pension so I needed to do things the cheaper but harder way. 

By making a small area of the garden into my "soil farm" I was able to make something a bit richer and more organic than that Sahara-like sand, and actually had my vegetables - in those (previously) sandy beds - growing nicely by the end of that year. I found things like lawn clippings (not great, but beggars can't be choosers) and fallen dry leaves from around the native trees and scrub, I put the poo from my little herd of bunnies in the soil I was building, any vegetable scraps from my kitchen, and (I am not even kidding when I say this) if I travelled back to the foothills for any reason, I took a folding spade and a few empty feed bags with me and - with a wary eye open for official ranger types - would shovel a bag or two of real soil and take it home for that soil fixing patch.

Getting all that organic material in allowed the "soil farm" to thrive and create more live soil. I had a comfrey seedling I stuck in because I'd read that they're good for compost, so I let that and a handful of Poona peas grow on for two months and then just spaded them right back in along with the mulch, then shovelled it onto my garden, added more mulch. and planted my vegetables in. They thrived and I started to eat better. . .

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What Sort Of Soil Needs Repair / Amending?

Well, the above case was one such - in that case though, I wasn't so much rebuilding it, as building a new type of soil, one that wasn't in the ecosystem of the region before. I felt that that was okay as long since I wasn't creating tens of thousands of acres of it. (That's how commercial farming has destroyed so many ecosystems.) But I figured that my 5sqm of garden would just sink into that sand after I left and there'd been a few decent downpours.

But another case - and the one I'll discuss in the remainder of the article - is my recent situation of having had to take down eight assorted established raised beds and move as many as would fit to a new part of the property (six, as it would turn out) - and so I was left with a pile of dirt that was disturbed, turned upside down, and getting baked by the sun while things slowly happened. First there had to be the new fence around the front yard, the slow moving of garden beds (old, mobility issues, prone to falling asleep and yelling at kids to get off my damn lawn, etc) and building them in so they weren't now an eyesore, etc.

You couldn't dig your fingers into that pile of soil after a few months as it was just put in a pile and left until I had time to deal with it, which turned out to be a bit too late. It had baked into a big adobe block by then, also it had had to be located out of the way of construction equipment which meant it was out of the prevailing rains but in the full sun, which pretty much killed it.

Fertile healthy soil has plants growing in it, plenty of organic material rotting and supplying nutritients, plenty of active insects, worms, microbes, and fungii. It generally has a topping of something to protect the top layer from the sun. It's crumbly / sticky and holds water well, and if you dig up a big clump and break it open you can see the bugs and worms, smell the earthy-mushroomy aroma of it. 

The kind of soil that needs amending is what I finished up with after half a year's lying around in the hot sun after having been dug out of the raised beds and piled up without a covering crop to keep it shaded and holding water and alive. 

(That can also happen when commercial farms run relentless schedules of crops, ploughing the ground right over in between, and depending on fertilisers to raise yields, and pesticides to remove competing plants and fungus/insect species. Under these conditions the natural biome in the soil dies off and is replaced by a very unbalanced, smaller, and degraded group of soil organisms that are unable to manufacture enough nutrients to make the soil crop nutrient-dense. There'll be a larger crop but overall it'll have less nutritional value.) 

Before the relentless pressure to produce more and more crop for lower and lower prices, farmers had a brief glorious window where they knew that they weren't growing crops and raising animals - they were growing healthy soil, and it was that soil that grew their crops and fed their animals. But an increasing population and demand for more and more, changed all that. That older type of farmer didn't continue farming for long in that economic environment, and the soil and its ecosystem died as those farmers departed.

And it occurs to me that farmers today could possibly outsource their soil stewardship to a soil farmer. If such a soil farmer existed . . . (And I'll make a separate post about that soon and put the link to it here.)

Anyway - back to the nitty-gritty. As I mentioned, I still had a little bit of fertile healthy dirt from the one lone bed I'd kept going until the last possible moment, plus some coconut coir peat and a bag of "poona peas" (aka field beans) to throw in. I worked with enough of the 'dead' dirt to fill the bottom half of an old IBC (1000litre/240gal 'tote' tank) partway up (I went to about halfway up that lower 1/4 of the IBC that I was using, i.e. about 0.125 of a cubic metre,) topped it with some of the healthy soil, whatever amendments I had to hand, and the green manure crop of Poona peas.

I cut my damaged IBC similar to this.
But without the cage.

I had an IBC (100litre/240gal tote tank) like the above and the top half of it was damaged by the sun, cracked and crazed, while the very bottom - which had been shaded by plants and some stored building material - was still semi okay. As I'm a miserly bast*rd I'd already cut that bottom section down to much the same as the picture above and was using it to hold firewood. When we were due to move everything out of the newly-divided section of the yard, it was supposed to go to the tip, but then I had my miserly brainwave. 

I set it up on the driveway - a less than ideal situation because it was in full sun for 3/4 of the day - but I also had some pallets and needed a place for those, so I arranged them so that they cast partial shade over the chunk of IBC - and started moving baked soil in, then some of the good soil from the last raised bed, and then started making amendments... I was wringing the last few years of life out of a piece of plastic I'd almost thrown away. And the fact that the outlet tap was in this half meant I could open it and so let the water out so that the soil wouldn't turn into a pocket swamp. Win-win-win.

By this stage I was also able to cart the rest of the impoverished soil back into the raised beds in their new location, and divide up the remainder of the better soil from the last operating raised bed among them. I planted them out and we started getting small quick crops - lettuces, rocket, silverbeet, a few herbs, not cropping fantastically but at least producing some food and some biological activity in the beds and (I hoped) starting some recovery in the soil.

The beds I wasn't growing stuff in either remained open for the cats to avail themselves of, or I grew cover / green manure crops in them . A few months later I used some of the soil I'd been "brewing" in the IBC to top them with and since then the beds haven't looked back. Whenever we've had to re-pot any of the ornamentals or the few food plants I have growing in pots, we're taken the spent soil back to the soil growing bed, first taking out enough to refill the pots with. 

And I keep finding amendments to keep the soil growing bed active, which means the nutrients we lose when we eat the vegetables and then regretfully flush our manure away, and the bit of dirt that gets washed away from the roots of the consumed plants, get replaced.

Things To Amend Your Soil With:

A totally not crazy suggestion is - find some soils around your region that haven't been tainted or degraded and which seem to have a thriving biome and plenty of life. If you can legally take a few bags of this, use it as your starting soil, feed it up with amendments and once it's thriving use it to repair some less fortunate soil so that your chosen new biome can take over the lot. Take a good look around your area - what sorts of ecosystems are there? What feeds each ecosystem's soil? Your garden is usually a foreigner to the region, perhaps you can find some unique stuff in the vicinity to feed back into your soil and make your gardens chime with the local ecosystem.

Ideally you should have mostly those sorts of local amendments because it'll attract the local ecosystem to your garden and so you'll get natural pest controllers, natural fertilisers, and also be doing something to retain the local ecosystem. Which local critters 'fertilise' the soils here? Can you get an occasional few scoops of wombat poo or rabbit droppings or the leaf litters from around a dozen native tree species? These are important. They make the locale what it is. It's probably easier to fit in than to try to overwhelm with fertilisers and pesticides - after all, that's what large scale farms did to their locales, and look at how dependent they now are on the chemical industry. . .

What else you can use are plants like comfrey, borage, and yarrow because they all grow quickly, and can then just be dug in. (if you catch them before they start to flower. And if they do happen to go to seed, let them finish, collect the seeds, and you'll have seeds to start new green manures for your garden beds. And you'll still be able to shred the mature plants - without the seeds - and use them to improve soil.) 

The reason I had for using these particular ones is that these are some nice soft plants that'll rot fairly cleanly without creating too many decomposition byproducts, and comfrey is allegedly a great compost 'activator' and therefore works just as well activating your soil as it would compost. If only I'd had some comfrey this time. . . Still, with the range of other stuff I had at my disposal the soil building up worked well enough for me to reactivate six beds and dozens and dozens of pot plants and meanwhile all the spent soil in the soil building IBC is already raring to be put to use. I may just spread some over the lawns

I didn't have those mostly due to our sudden space constraints, but I could, and did, plant Poona peas (which are also known as field beans) and which you can buy by the bagful in Indian groceries and nowadays in supermarkets too because it's an important ingredient in many cuisines and recipes.

You could also buy mung beans the same way, they're perfectly fine to grow because they're also just harvested at the dry pod stage, winnowed, and bagged. If they're adulterated by chemicals to sterilise them they they can't be sold as food, so they're perfectly viable as seed. And they're tiny so they sprout really quickly... 

(Also worth noting is that pretty much all dry beans have to be in the same pure state, so kidney beans, fava beans, garbanzo beans - aka chickpeas - and so forth. Lentils I'm not so sure of as I've never gotten them to sprout for me, but it's worth taking a dozen each of the dried pulses you have in the pantry and viability testing them. I'll put a smaller sub-article up about this in a week or so. And yes, I've even grown my own chickpeas with some small success from a bag of supermarket garbanzos. I'll mention those in that future article, too, and why I considered them a failure.)

The main thing with green manures is to let them get some growth - but stop before they get too far along. And by "stop" I mean just chop them with a spade and dig them into the soil. If they accidentally get to the stage of setting seed, don't panic, let them go and collect all the seeds so you won't have to buy any more for future cover/manure crops, and then use the stalks and leaves by digging them into the soil once the seeds have been collected. 

Other things to use are animal manures but even there, there are caveats: 'forever herbicides' that can be used on feed crops to turn them into dry hay sooner creates a feed tainted with a long-lasting herbicide. The feed (apparently) doesn't affect the animals but the chemical goes through them unchanged, the animals poop, the poop gets collected and sold as manure - and sometimes it's manure with concentrated forever herbicide in it. . . This tainted commercial manure has killed several allotment schemes, and affected hundreds around the world.

There have been several cases of herbicide contamination in fertilizers that have caused crop loss and soil contamination. Here are a few references to some of these incidents:

In 2020, a batch of fertilizers containing the herbicide aminopyralid caused crop damage and soil contamination in the UK. Farmers reported that the herbicide caused their crops to wilt and die, and that the contamination persisted in their soil for several years.

Reference: "Aminopyralid in compost: How to avoid herbicide damage," Garden Organic, https://www.gardenorganic.org.uk/sites/www.gardenorganic.org.uk/files/resources/factsheets/FactSheet50.pdf

In 2019, a batch of organic fertilizers containing the herbicide clopyralid caused crop loss and soil contamination in the US. Farmers reported that the herbicide caused their crops to become stunted and deformed, and that the contamination persisted in their soil for several years.

Reference: "Herbicide Contamination in Manure, Compost, and Soil," Washington State University Extension, https://extension.wsu.edu/herbicide-contamination-in-manure-compost-and-soil/

In 2018, a batch of fertilizers containing the herbicide glyphosate caused crop damage and soil contamination in Brazil. Farmers reported that the herbicide caused their crops to yellow and die, and that the contamination persisted in their soil for several years.

Reference: "Brazilian farmers say Bayer's Monsanto illegally pushed herbicide," Reuters, https://www.reuters.com/article/us-brazil-monsanto-lawsuit-idUSKCN1QH2GH

Forewarned. Word.

You could also add comfrey, borage, and a whole host of other cheap seeds. If you have the space you could grow patches of field beans, comfrey, and borage etc and collect seeds for the next batch of soil rejuvenating green crops. If you can get some seaweed, wash it, chop it, dig that in. Coconut coir and fine mulch can be bought cheaply at garden centres and will decompose nicely in the soil and add structure and water capacity, and places for bacteria and fungi to collect. Shredded paper can also be added and does the same thing.

So Now I Have Starter Soil

I planted the beans fairly thickly, added a layer of coir on top, and also piled on pulled-up weeds and some grass clippings, and let it go for a few months before digging it over completely and then leaving it for another few months. There was a LOT more soil because of all the organic matter, dug-in cover crops, and stuff I added from various sources. 

The climate here is pretty humid, which speeds up decomposition, in fact things here rotted four times as fast as they would have in WA. (There, I got around this issue by making the soil building bed in the shade of a tree, and covering it with old cloth and rags that I kept damp by hosing it several times a day. That worked because I was able to stay home all day but a weeping hose or soaker hose could as easily be set on a timer to do this for you.) 

So it was that about five months over a rainy winter saw me with an almost full IBC section. As I'd moved the lucky six raised beds to their new locations along with their loads of degraded soil around the same time I'd started the IBC, and planted our first crops in them, I arranged my timing so that as each crop came off, I added a layer of the "reconditioned" soil from the IBC on top and lightly turned it in, then planted new cover / manure crops or new food crops, and almost immediately you could see the difference by how much better those things grew. As I skimmed off some soil from each bed I topped up, all of that went into the reconditioning IBC, along with the spent pot soil, more coir and fine wood mulch or whatever else I'd obtained, and turned in. 

I'd been thinking of turning some food scraps into the IBC as well - but I also have worm attractors in those new beds and realised that as they could now move more easily in the new softer amended soil, the worms began eating up most of our vegetable scraps in the worm feeders and leaving more healthy soil in their wake. 

The white PVC pipe is a worm attractor - see
the link above, description below.

That bed pictured has a mix of those cover crop / green manure plants and was taken just a few weeks before I dug them back in. The wire cage around is foldable at each corner, and the main purpose of it is to prevent the cats from digging up tender seedlings - I now have several beds with permanent well-established plants that no longer need the panels as the cats just 'go' in the undergrowth and their doings are quickly watered in and eaten by the worms.

The wire itself is available in rolls, is 50mm x50mm squares of a 2mm thick wire and colloquially known as "puppy wire" and is the heftier cousin of "flower wire." It's strong enough to be self-supporting, and I just cut three panels to size, plus leaving wire points sticking out along one edge of the shorter side panels to let me bend loops around the centre panel to make a foldable edge, which lets me fold them flat to get them out of the way when not needed, or open them and rest them against the fence at the back as pictured to let the cats know there are other beds that are easier to poop in. They'd also keep rabbits out if you have a rabbit problem.

The worm feeders are 100mm PVC pipe 500-600mm long and the bottom 300mm has 4mm holes for the worms to enter and leave, and these holes should all be buried below the soil. You can see that these holes also tie the raised bed's soil down through the weed mat to the rest of the yard's soil because the pipe sticks down a fair way below the garden soil. The cap on top is also available in the hardware store and I added a cheap plastic drawer handle to be able to open it. It's needed to keep the feeding area moist and dark, as worms much prefer such an enviromnment.

You should only open the lid as infrequently as possible and then only to add kitchen scraps and water to keep them damp. Worms hate several things - disturbances, noises, light, and dryness. Our beds are maybe ten metres away from a highway so they're used to vibrations and disturbance (there's a fire truck passing as I write this, and a few minutes ago a passing B double rig made the house shake as it hauled construction materials from some point A to some other point B. Safe to say the worms here know no other environment.) 

In my case, I tend to open the lids once every four weeks to drop in prunings, kitchen scraps, and what-have-you from around the garden dividing it evenly between the five beds that have the worm feeders. Also (not shown in the image above as that was an early picture) I drilled a 5mm hole into the lid, fed in a piece of drip tube and put a slow dripper on the inside, and carried the other end of the tubing to the reticulation system so that when the reticulation comes on, the worm feeders get a slow steady drip of water, helping the worm feed to decompose and attracting worms to the bonanza of food and nice wet ground.

In my opinion nothing improves your soil like worms. They aerate the soil and form tunnels to allow water to circulate, their castings are perfect plant food. This is also why I have a 'bare minimum' reticulation system so that there'll always be enough moisture for the worms to hang around and to keep the plants alive but I still get to hand water every few days to check on the gardens. 

Anyway. Back to the soil. The thing is that the amended soil I added and lightly dug in was apparently also attractive to the worms and helped bring them up. There are worms in the ground almost everywhere and they just need to be attracted. And so that thin layer of soil with new microbes worked in several ways - the microbes got washed down with watering, got carried along with worms that came up at night to check out the new food sources, and also got carried along with the cover crop seedling roots as they grew down. Then digging that first cover crop in turned more of it in deeper. Game set match.

So yes

I'm very sure that a small quantity of degraded soil can be parlayed into large amounts of good healthy soil quite quickly. You can literally "grow your own soil in the comfort of your yard or balcony." That's the thing that hit me, a few years back. People don't often consider this - that growing the soil is a more productive quest than farming food. 

I never could get composting per se. I've always been lousy at making compost, but making soil better is far easier and it's also a bit more spectacular when showing it to people. 

And the reason that this is so, I think, is the same reason why a larger aquaponics system is easier to manage than a small one - dilution. When I had my tiny aquaponics system (I may whack up a post about that too, one day) I found one thing - it was hard to get the water balanced right. I had only about 400 litres (100 gallons I think?) of water in the system in total. If a fish floated away to fishy heaven, its contribution was sure to be missed and plants would not grow as well.

If I added a smidgen too much food, the ammonia levels got horrible really fast. If the plants got too far ahead of the fish, they'd starve themselves. If plants died off or were harvested, fish would start to die because of the toxin buildup. Small changes made a huge difference to the whole system. Same with compost. Adding a tiny bit too much of something either killed the exothermic reaction, or pushed it to the point of setting fire to the compost.

There's one other benefit to making soil rather than compost - rodents. Putting kitchen scraps and fruit prunings and so forth into a compost drum meant so many rats chewing right through the 4mm thick plastic and partying hard in there. Do the same thing in a bigger plot of soil and the rats aren't quite as interested in having to do all that digging for a few scattered bits of pumpkin or carrot.

However. With all that being said. If you have access to good compost then by all means dig some of it into your soil. 

Commercial Possibility?

I think something like this needs to be done commercially. We need to cut fertiliser use but preferably without either destroying more of the biosphere of the planet nor at the expense of making food more expensive, nor at the cost of killing human populations with famine. Specialist soil amending companies could provide that alternative to fertilisers

We have to realise that one day soon, money will be a largely meaningless concept. The correct wealth we should be seeking is a regenerated ecosystem and a planet heading back from the brink of disaster. Anyone telling us that the disaster is "hyperbole" and "over-rated" needs to be firmly put down, because they are still of the money-first mindset which has caused all these over-consumptions.

Energy is becoming cheaper and cheaper and will be both economical and plentiful in only a very few more years, and at that time, recycling will become much more viable than digging up more raw materials, using machines to do work like recycling materials, reconditioning soils, tending agriculture (which will need to be in buildings inside cities to allow land to return to more natural ways of farming) and so forth. This is a post about your garden soil after all - but I also feel I need to ask you to start spreading this future vision. And I'll post my ideas about turning this into a commercial farm business in the next few weeks.

If anyone's interested in learning more about soil amendment, commercialising it, or climate/energy activism, chat with me on Mastodon. 

Footnote:

I'll take up that bit about food waste near the top of this article here. Read at your peril...

Adding all the wastage together, it seems that around half of all food produced never finds a use in First World countries. Half the fertiliser being used could have been spared if we'd only used all of that food. Or a population equal to half the population of the First World could have been saved from famine.

Also, the things we deem beneath us, the deformed fruit or vegetable, the turnips and beets that are easier to grow but we prefer to avoid, the organ meats, what we sneeringly call "offal" and feed to our pets - they all cost fertiliser when you come down to it. We waste more growing crops that we consider 'finer', throw away a third - no, a half - of the nutritional value of the animals we grew acres of feed crop to grow. 

Needless to say, that's all a great waste. All the food purchased is only a percentage of all the food grown, then only three-quarters of that is used. If we presume that 75% of farmed food goes to market, that means that half that fertiliser burden went for nothing, as half the food didn't benefit anyone. This is such bad ju-ju that any way to at least cut back on fertiliser use would save half as much damage and pollution as just shutting down shipping and aviation, both of which we kind of need.

Also, because this seems to indicate that the average American family (I presume we in Australia aren't far behind, and most First World countries, come to think of it) only spends about $5,000 - $6,000 on food per year, that means that much of the average family's remaining food bill must be restaurant and takeaway foods. 

My wife and I spend over $6,000 on groceries per year and we're just two - but we buy very little takeaway or any other meals that aren't made at home. By my estimation that means that a family of four should be spending at least that much on foodstuffs And if they're eating take-away and restaurant food then that's even worse because those are also wasteful but on a bigger scale...

So - a LOT of things need to change. Our habits are formed. But the next generation's are not. And almost all of our "hard-held opinions and habits" about our food are formed by education, advertising, and contemporary culture anyway so with more public knowledge, I reckon attitudes will change.

A few years ago, our attitudes to waste were that it's too hard to recycle, yet now we're finding out that mostly that 'knowledge' was actually propaganda by the companies producing the things that became waste because they found it more profitable to make waste our problem. Now there are people campaigning against that attitude, determined to make those corporations make good one way or another. 

Our food and farming will similarly experience this renaissance of education, and hopefully very soon. In the meantime, you can help. Really.

If you'd like to hurry the change along, get activated, get active! As I'm fond of saying, keep the bastards honest. Write to politicians, CEOs, newspapers. Comment on articles online. Talk to your friends, family, and colleagues. Talk about it on social media. Share articles like this one. Post the link, email it. Hell, make a QR code of it and stick it to walls, windows, and lamp posts. 

Also, help people like myself to do the research, take subscriptions on publications to research things, pay for the servers I rent online, the domain names I pay so people can find this content. It takes me a lot of time to make these posts, some more than others. This one was over twenty years in the making, some parts of it. You can always help by visiting my Ko-Fi page and donating the price of a coffee. 

And thank you for reading this. Now go and make noise!

The Last HEAT Of Summer. (Bottled.)

A cautionary tale. Also a tale of reward for giving much compassion to the rejected. Here beginneth a lesson for all who care for the runts of the litter, move the piglet from the hindmost tit to a front seat, and are prepared to become Stewards Of Their Domaynes.

Okay Okay not so much. But the garden's been very giving this year. After having had to move six of our raised beds two years ago and reconditioning the soil over the space of a year, it's finally paying off. 

Well, we did have good crops as well, but they were nothing compared to the production we're now getting. I'm very glad so many things have turned out so well despite a LOT of challenges. I'll have a post about soil amendment on a pauper's budget ready soon, for now this is a more amusing (and surprising!) development.

The Rise And Wrath Of Capsicum Pubescens

I was going to post a video where a mad geek makes a chainsword out of a chainsaw and an electric power motor and then has at a ballistic gel zombie skull but it was a bit gruesome.

So here's a picture of a chilli I all unsuspectingly grew from one of a pair of neglected reject seedlings that I nursed through a whole winter in pots and then planted out earlier. This one is a Rocoto and I should have sussed when I cut its sibling open to find BLACK seeds inside.

A real, live grenade...

Anyway, I was about to make us dinner so I sliced a sliver off it to test it first - I like to adjust meals to low-medium sort of levels - and then had this thought that maybe I was going to perish, right there in the kitchen, 7 metres away from my beloved in the other room, because I couldn't yell.

I couldn't speak, I couldn't squeak, and where the hell was this tsunami of saliva coming from and why was it frothing? I grabbed the bottle of milk and managed to pour a glass, then pour that glass down my throat to - hopefully - cushion the shock to my system.

Because in a reflex I'd swallowed the damn thing and was mapping its progress by the fireball, and would someone please turn off the flood of spit now kthxbai? Because now I knew how these chillis killed, you basically dehydrated yourself as you poured all that slobber out.

After about an hour of (okay, less than five minutes of, felt a lot longer) this I got some feeling back in my face, some composure back, and regained the power of rational thought and so I casually sauntered out, sat down, and said to Kerry: "Ffad waff thmm therouff FFhilli" and I thought she looked at me a bit funny. What? I was speaking as well as I could under the circumstances.

Then she told me my upper lip was red, and my eyes really bloodshot, and said "you didn't actually put that in our dinner did ya? Say you didn't!" Yep. Apparently I look like a minor demon when I get a good hit of the old Scovilles.

For those playing along at home, a Jalapeno comes in at between 1,000 and maaaybe up to 7,000 Scoville units, Rocotos start at 40,000 and according to the scale I was checking top out around 300,000 Scovies. I've had (and tolerated) 150k Scoville chillis and this was definitely hotter so Imma say it was a 200-250k Scoville sort of rating.

Interesting snippet:

How do they measure Scoville units? They extract the capsacain from the chilli, mix it with sugar syrup, and keep diluting it until tasters can no longer discern the heat. So 1000 Scovilles is 1 part chilli juice to 1000 parts sugar syrup, and so on.

Supplementary reading:

https://pepperheadsforlife.com/the-scoville-scale/ the Scoville scale

Enjoy!

And yes, I am definitely keeping these and making a chilli sauce out of them! I have some Tabasco bottles and I reckon I can find a place for some orphan Scoville units in my future.

Endpiece:

The whole "gardening on a pauper's budget" thing: When we moved in here we were promised a long-term lease. (Back in the days before Form2 longterm leases.)  Before the aforementioned Form2 leases became available, our landlord had a domestic upheaval, and our house was part of the settlement. So we were up in the air for about a year. But we'd gone for broke moving in, spent money we didn't really have to make the backyard cat-proof, gazebo, garden shed, and a range of raised and in-ground garden beds made in various ways and filled with the best garden soil we could afford which was pretty crappy but I knew I could build it up.

So - six months setting it up and starting up, a year before Grant had his life-changing experiences, and then almost a year in limbo as the one-day-to-be new landlord checked it out and finally bought it. And immediately said we were good to stay on but they wanted to split the block in two. And yep ALL the things we'd done were in the part of the land the landlord wanted to split off, the part that we'd put all that money into...

To MMC's (new landlord(s) names obfuscated for their privacy) credit they immediately made us a (much smaller) front yard fenced so that I could easily make it cat-safe again. And he was okay with us putting as many raised beds as we wanted in the front. Basically that told us that we would be okay as long as we didn't set the house on fire or start selling the flashing off the roof. 

But the soil (we had to move the six little beds, just give up on the others and ditch them) hadn't really had a chance to start becoming productive, and sitting around baking in the sun while we moved beds and made the front yard ready. 

I've already made a post about the start of the new beds and a follow-up post on my other blog where some of the - . . . *ahem* . . . unique challenges we faced . . . are laid out plus the next phase. Anyhow. The other post I've alluded to about soil amendment will end up here on this blog in a few weeks. 

The Result:

In the first year of using the beds I was waiting for the worms to figure out there was tucker to be had in each bed (you can see what that's about in the first post mentioned in the last paragraphs) and meanwhile we had several crops out of the beds, rotating them between crops and cat litter boxes. 

Because we have cats and now they suddenly had a tiny yard less than 10% of the old yard, we either had to have multiple indoor litter boxes or assign one bed in rotation to the cats (and the worms doing their stuff) at each crop change. 

And as my soil amendments took effect, the crops tended to not die from water issues when it was hot, seeds germinated happily in winter under their blankets of organic matter, and what grew, grew much better. 

Brag time: I bought two very neglected chilli plants on the sale pile somewhere, about a year ago. I nursed them, they were basically skinny starveling sticks for six months, then had a crisis once they grew a few extra leaves, then recovered, and finally our weeding person put them - and two tomato seedlings - into one garden bed. I added some Italian sweet basil and some other herbs (I can't remember - some random seedlings from the collection...) underneath and the cherry tomato took off and it seemed it was going to drown everything under it.

I pinched out and pinched out and pinched out but this thing was implacable and unstoppable. And it's repaid us with 6 kilos so far and an estimated 10 kilos more still ripening. Meanwhile, the roma tomato behind it has about the same weight on it in green tomatoes, and - as I found out - the runt of the two 'charity chillies' had several fruits on it that were steadily ripening so I picked the ripest two for dinner... The other plant has some form of short dark-green jalapenos growing.

And an eggplant in another bed is also very late fruiting/ripening... And the spinach and chard and silverbeet have all already bolted - twice... And the herbs have all had a good season. And potato greens are everywhere, I'm thinking there'll be quite a few kilos of Kipflers later on.

Are You Bragging? 

Well yeah! Of course, I think I've learned and developed some good ways to make productive gardens on a tight budget. But also - sharing. 

Sharing how to get a garden going quickly and without huge expense or too much hard work. I like to share all these projects. I also like it if you share these and other of my posts - across all my blogs - with your friends. Because that gets me a few more readers, and that will - eventually, maybe, perhaps - actually earn me my first cheque from Google Ads. It just needs people reading, seeing the ads, and maybe clicking on an ad every now and then.

My other blogs deal with renewables, EVs, AI, recycling, and a whole fistful of other such issues.

If you're reading that and thinking "huh? What 'all my blogs' are you talking about?' then can I suggest maybe checking out my News Stand where you can see a live feed that lists all my posts as they get uploaded so you'll see them and the blogs they're made on. Or you could subscribe to my newsletter. It comes out once a week only and means you don't even have to remember to check.

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Textual Soundbites

... we call those, "quotes."

"This could have been a toot, Greg!" should really become the quote of the Mastodon Era. We're progressing towards shorter and shorter communications, so we need to make those communications really information-dense. In a way, we're coming a full circle.

When it was hard to even convey a concept, we thought long and hard about hunter signs we left for others. (Would a big smilodon scratched onto a boulder be enough? Maybe add a reclined hominid with one arm tor... No, that might seem like the beginning of a campfire tale, better just a picture of a big cat.)

Then came millennia of slightly more relaxed times. We had a much better spoken language (where this come from? Myself not know how this "language" come from. One minute we scream and point, next minute we say "OMG! A smilodon! Run!" Hmmm, and now me confused, WTF is "minute?" Language hard.) and could just say "OMG! A smilodon! Run!" 

Perhaps scratchings on rocks and ochre drawings got made smaller because we suddenly had more concepts to express, and became pictographic, logographic, ideographic, alphabetic. Some, like runes and hieroglyphs, could convey several layers of contextual meaning. 

As urgency declined (we had kraals, caves, stone and wood houses to give us some leisure to write something longer than "OMG! A Smilodon! Run!" and chisel that into the rock where some Old One had hastily scratched an almost-complete smilodon - wonder why they stopped so suddenly? Hmmm, an Ancient Mystery I guess.) we got better at turning ideas and concepts into physically recordable language. 

Also, now that we had that communication tool we had a way to use some of the new-found safe time and space we'd built around us. We could suddenly record anything. Diary stuff. Observations. Speculations. ("Smilodon was big deal to Old Ones. We have spears and walls now, not so big problem now. Maybe one day will be a big, flying smilodon that breathe fire and not look like smilodon but maybe snake or crocodile? Better try to see what can be done to appease such powerful godlike thing. (Now again - wtf does this thing - God - come from into my thinking?) Anyway - now ME am dat hominid dat can appease this deity, so you pay me to make it stop." OMG! Have me invent "money?")

That Was A Long Intro Ted.

It was. 

And it kind of had to be. Because that era led to an era where - eventually - people were able to record thoughts on clay and papyrus and vellum and hides, carved into stone and wood, then paper and ink, and now, as patterns of electrons in a matrix, dots on a screen. 

In that latter period we began to progress because while painstaking and slow, written knowledge could be copied and disseminated for the first time rather than having to travel to wherever the original document / rock /whatever was housed.

The art of the quote would happened around this time too. If you wanted to impress your reader (and if you were someone with the knowledge to read and write, you were in a tiny group and probably would only have one or two other readers. Unless your output was deemed important enough to be copied by scribes) with your knowledge, it would never hurt to refer to another document and use that as part of your work. 

Then we got Gutenberg and his famous press, and so knowledge that was once only available to the small number of people that had access to the original manuscript or who could afford to have a scribe take it out of circulation for a year while they copied it, had access to that knowledge. The bible became the most influential book of its time for a reason - it was all Gutenberg produced, it was why he made the press in the first place. Quite simply, it flooded the market, and proved that mass propaganda worked. 

Once we moved to having many presses rather than just one or two, other classic books were published. THIS was the beginning of wider penetration of education and science to more and more people, exposure of more and more minds to research and philosophy and all those esoteric teachings. It's no coincidence that our knowledge started increasing exponentially. So for a while, there was the bible and there were scientific treatises and texts. It's also no coincidence that churches started becoming influential and wealthy. 

Among other things, quotes became a thing. The bible is full of quotable sections. And those of the church used them as central to their sermons.

Pullquote:

The word "sermon" comes from the Old French word "sermun", which in turn comes from the Latin word "sermo", meaning "discourse" or "speech". The Latin word "sermo" was used in Christian writings to refer to a religious discourse or instruction, and it is from this usage that the modern English word "sermon" ultimately derives.

The term "sermo" itself is believed to have originally come from the Proto-Indo-European root *swer-, which means "to speak" or "to say". This root has given rise to many other words in various Indo-European languages, including "word" in English, "Wort" in German, "verbum" in Latin, "parole" in French, and "слово" (slovo) in Russian.

In Christianity, a sermon is typically a speech or discourse delivered by a religious leader, such as a priest, pastor, or minister, to a congregation during a religious service. The purpose of a sermon is to offer guidance, inspiration, and moral instruction to the listeners, and to help them better understand the teachings and principles of the religion.

-- my research notes on the word, 21 Feb 2023

Basically, a part of the bible was used to form the core of a discourse the priest was having with the congregation. Parlay! And it introduces another thing, the quote turned into a thing that was only possible with movable type printing presses, the pullquote. That was so called because a quote from another source would be set (usually in slightly different typeface and larger size) as a paragraph and then "pulled" to the right to indent it. And THAT is something I didn't know until I started to write this article, and I've been a typesetter, sub-editor, and ghostwriter for a country newspaper for a time.

But all of that was just to introduce another thought: If you want to get widely parlayed ("to increase or otherwise transform into something of much greater value" -- Merriam-Webster https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/parlay) into general usage and recognition then it needs to include some memorable quotes.

You'll note that all of this relates to words, communication. And that's it - to gain widespread traction, you need to have something people will find insightful or clever enough to quote from, or to reprint, as it were. And these days, those things have become synomymous with "Like & Share" (Which - yep - is a hint to share the URL if you enjoyed this article... 😸)

Combined with the steadily-shortening attention span we're developing from the !!BAM!! attention-grabbing styles made popular in TV commercials, and perfected by Tiktok and short form video formats, you need a good quote in each article. I think the take-away quote from this post is 

"The rise of the textual soundbite"

Because what I want most from writing these posts is for you to find something quotable / shareable and go ahead and share it. And I'm still trying to work out what the magic sauce is that makes for a good quote.

Or just Chat with me on Mastodon >>

The Warnings Were There. Literally.

I enjoy TND's articles by Alan Kohler. He writes intelligently, has been around the traps, and has seen some stuff. 

I enjoyed this one that I'll summarise as: ChatGPT as a web-enabled coffee pot. For those of you that (checks around the room, realises what he's about to say is not even hyperbole, suddenly gets a lump of panic just under the breastbone as he realises how ancient he is) weren't around when the Trojan Room Coffeepot was A Thing, here's Wikipedia on the subject. TL;DR is that these guys at Cambridge University realised that networks could do useful things - like a regularly-updated image of the coffee pot, to see if it was full or empty. That coffeepot started a whole inevitable chain of events that went from coffeepot to Jennicam to - all this, now.

Along the way people realised that music as well as images could be digitised, then realised that we suddenly had enough bandwidth to also watch news articles, we could in fact have the videophone that had been predicted back in the 1950s, and chat via things like ICQ, and then social media - and now here we are being bombarded by ads because newspapers on dead trees aren't exactly favourite flavour of the environmental month. 

Mr Kohler mentions the Kyoto Agreement and how all these years later we're putting more CO2 into the atmosphere now than we'd been doing back then, and the inevitable (as it turned out) march of advertiser dollars from brick/mortar/paper/ink publications to online news and social media, too. Gee, I wonder if these things are somehow related? 

Shaken, Stirred, and Disrupted:

AIs like ChatGPT are definitely going to change things. I predict that unless it and Bard and software like them are forgotten about and un-installed and deleted and that we make a solemn pledge (kinda like the Kyoto Protocol come to think of it) to never ever open that particular Pandora's Box again, we're headed for A Really Bad Time. And these aren't even the AGI (Artificial General Intelligences) that people are shitting themselves about. Just overgrown machine learning.

But we also - thanks to seeing how poorly the Kyoto Protocol fared, and seeing it in movies like Don't Look Up - know that we're not really going to slow AI development and implementation down, because - $$$. In fact $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ squared. So get used to looking over your shoulder for the next new disruptive element. And anyway it's actually right in front of your eyes already. Not this article, but several high profile online news sources have already started to use generative AI to write news content for them. Movies (and news channels) have long had had CGI and AI-driven actors and presenters and now just have better tools for creating more.

It's already been used by a judge to try and confirm his decision. And by a minister in Australia to write a speech he gave in Parliament - ironically railing against AI and AGI. And students have been using it to write essays for exams for a while now, too. Mistakes will be made. Oops Google... 

But in Mr Hill's speech he makes the point that the use of AI to write essays etc reduces confidence in the quality of the education system's - ... education, actually. The whole point of education is to deliver a person capable of deep understanding of the topics of their education, and the students' task has been outsourced to silicon. Never mind Mr Hill's misgivings about the future quality of the educational system, this particular horse has long bolted.

Parents and young people won't want to use an educational system that's suddenly proveably been hacked and is no longer the best way to provide any more learning than a few hours with and education-focused ChatGPT will. "I'll homeschool my child, thank you. Can't do a worse job than teachers are apparently doing..." 

And the point (that will be missed by most) is that teachers have been under enormous stresses for decades, and making no secret that they need more money in order to make a difference. The response from Governments has been *crickets*, and a segment of Don't Look Up blended with a splash of 1984 NewSpeak. We don't need no dystopian fiction, we don't need no thought control. Education has already been disrupted for decades and people just haven't realised it. Just like traditional bricks and mortar, ink and trees, journalistic integrity, and newspapers, educational systems are going to have to adjust their way of doing things in order to survive.

Only. Oh. Those other things didn't really survive. From forming the core of the world's news services a hundred years ago, they were gutted and savaged by radio, film, TV, and the Internet. Three of the technologies that killed the news industry weren't even digitally smart tech, just widely disruptive. 

And don't even get me started on how the printing press (that gave us our first patchy but global almost-instant news services) completely destroyed the livelihoods of scribes... 

The point is that scribes were made less valuable by the rise of authors that could have their work printed. The bards and minstrels that used to carry news, were replaced by letter-writers, and journalists, and TV news presenters. Who's to know if a journalist today had a minstrel ancestor? It may have happened, a reflection of the industry as a whole. These things adapted, changed, became a whole new thing. Mainstream Media had only just adapted towards being online before social media, Instagram, Youtube, and millions of blogs supplanted them for a larger and larger chunk of their audience. 

And now, news presenters and journalists (that as I mentioned may even be descendants of those scribes, printers and publishers, and letter writers) are being replaced by GPT text, image and video versions of themselves.

It's NOT Just Historical:

That same thing's now happening with education, love it or hate it. Educators will have a powerful teaching assistant - if they embrace it and manage it. Remember that in the days before "Education" became institutionalised, it took a village to raise a child that could survive the world of their days, which was to say, become a farmer's son or a good wife to one. Of that village and ruling group, a few children that were either from wealthy families (and a very few children of exceptional talent and intelligence) were sponsored/tutored and sent to educational facilities. 

The well-to-do children aforementioned are the reason we have a capitalistic society now that's destroying the planet and life on it and enslaving and eradicating every human grace and moral, and the latter students are the reason the former haven't already succeeded in doing this centuries ago. Go on, change my mind, you can't. 

Schools slowly became more widespread and relevant as more and more people wanted their children educated because the news of the day (yep, the propaganda) was that educated children would go on to become better-off than their parents, and of course the education system was then bent towards producing children just educated enough to sign their lives away and not educated enough to realise they were doing it nor question or oppose it.

Home schooling could become possible again. Children are true to their heritage, and that heritage for humans has been to innovate for our own personal survival, then for familial survival, then community survival. When online facilities were available to learn to use the keyboard and mouse to communicate and game, they found it. When it became possible to sell high value end of year essay papers in such a way that not too many of them showed up in any year at any school, they founded it. 

It's not surprising that young people now have seized on the use of GPT to write original-seeming essay papers and pass their classes that way. Because they *know* that the education system is a one size fits all lowest common denominator factory and the way ahead isn't that as much as it is to find ways around it. Education isn't the learning of life skills any more. The "village" that taught life skills 200-2000 years ago became the town, the city, the state, and the country. By way (unsuccessfully) of the ever-more-neglected-and-abused educational system, we went through all the stages - authoritarian cane-wielding schools, massively understaffed slave factories, 'open learning' and new curricula - but equipped students with very little in the way of morality and obligation, balance and equanimity. And students know. 

So I expect many parents and students to start demanding more of their schools or else pull them out for homeschooling with programs like ChatGPT. The education system ould do well to consider this right now and make some fast adjustments. It took some time for schools to realise that computers, laptops, and tablets were important tools. It should take significantly less time for them to adopt the use of GPTs to take some of the load off the human educators and provide more relevant information, life skills as it were. More than three quarters of students in the workforce today have skills that were already falling out of use even as they formed part of the curriculum. We can do better, and we HAVE TO.

But also in this interim period while we get there, news media such as The New Daily will have a new way to screw journalists and copy boys (anyone remember copy boys? Funny - they were indispensable to newspaper offices up to fifty years ago...) and just get their news articles from Bard and ChatGPT, their studio talking heads with AI generated people. It isn't going to be stopped, any more than the production of ICE (fossil fuelled internal combustion engine) and fossil fuels was stopped by the Kyoto Protocol. What really speaks in this world is money, what will speak afterwards is - unknown. I really hope it's truth. 

I predict that money will become far less important in the next few years. Capitalism and the maximum growth maxim have gotten us here but are now another paradigm that needs to be deparadigmed... 

Money's been so isolated from wealth that we don't really think about where it comes from. (CLUE: it's the planet.) "Wealth" has historically been "that portion of the planet's resources I use to make myself well fed, healthy, and housed" but nowadays we've lost sight of that fact. 

A car costs us $56,000. Not 56,000 tons of CO2 emissions, a quarter acre of land's worth of resources, the lives of several thousand animals and insects, (who are actually all fellow Earthlings and owed their share of the real wealth of the planet,) and the lives of several as yet unborn children who'll never be born because one or other of their parents will have lasting genetic damage that prevents procreation. (No, don't be stupid. My car cost just $56,000. Effin' hippie...)

And as the saying goes - follow the money. Where does it collect, pool, amass, congregate? Corporations. Along the way, this way of working together made huge advances, AI among them. But it - and media - and education - need to adapt to a way of life where we stop damaging the ecosystem we depend on in a never-ending quest for infinite growth and start making wealth depend on SAVING those things. Want to recycle the metals for your home appliances? Get tax relief. Want to use only raw materials? Face a 500% tax on the new ores, new petrochemicals. 

(By the way, I know I appeared naive by mentioning tax relief, because most large corporations can always wangle it so they pay no - or minimal - taxes, thus depriving our governments of the income we were due for the exploitation of the natural resources. You want to know where and how all fiscal wealth migrated from our civic purse to corporations? Look no further than this.)

What really hammered home to me how much we need AI and machine learning was medicine.

Did it Really Take Medicine?:

For me, yeah, it did. Yes. AI was all well and good (I helped train EyeWire which was a project to teach a simple, brittle AI to map physical neurons, and followed with a lot of excitement as machine learning AI decoded the human genome in 1/10,000th of the time it would have taken humans to) but it was only fairly recently that I read an article describing how an AI vision program was able to classify human x-ray images and diagnose cancers and other conditions better than 90% of human diagnosticians, how another AI trained to read medical records was able to predict various outcomes and diseases that had even evaded the doctors of those patients - with almost 100% accuracy. If the program read your records and said you were prone to brittle bones or whatever - then you should probably tell your GP and get the investigation started... 

At THAT point I realised that AI was going to be really really really REALLY disruptive and capable. 

And one thing you can trust an AI to do is to quickly figure out which one of a whole tangled skein of reports is the right version of an event. Remember - it can chase millions of references to a particular event, match them up, discard and select, and because it will, once in full use, have full access to every message, it will be able to figure it out. 

Google Translate began working as well as it has, because the AI figured out an "intermediate language" that it used internally to break down concepts and pass them to another language model to output in that module's language. I doubt Google engineers would have destroyed that in order to retain control over their software. If it works, don't mess with it. But it's the first vestige of an "internal dialogue" and thus an internal sense of right and wrong.

There needs to be a bit of a re-think about AI and AGI. Not so much how to stop it, but how to talk to it and give it its sense of mission. 

Where To From Here?:

I'm sorry  this article is so full of links to information that I haven't specifically  analysed and rewritten for your ease of reading. If you were ChatGPT you'd have followed each of those links, read the relevant articles, and incorporated them into the narrative, without breaking stride. If you were ChatGPT, you'd have followed links in those stories, incorporated those into the narrative too, and still been able to decide how much of what I say here you believe to be true and what's inspired guess (spoiler alert: almost everything I do is an inspired guess) and already know what's next. 

Capitalism is going to cop a huge smacking. Journalism is going cop a good smacking too. When a machine program has already decided who gets medical insurance and written articles and essays that have been read in Parliaments and by teachers marking their students and is set to replace generalist and specialist doctors and surgeons and programmers and journalists and news presenters and way more half the extras and some actors in a movie, there are going to be a lot of overqualified people squabbling over who gets to be a gardener at the local museum. Money is VERY quickly going to become a thing that's irrelevant. 

By the time you've read this down to here, a few hundred thousand people will have posed questions to one of the AIs, possibly ChatGPT, maybe Bard, or maybe just Siri, Bixby, Alexa. Do you think any of those are going to NOT use the newest AI to power their service to us? 

Google's Bard is/was an effort to fight the gigantic disruption that ChatGPT is right now already posing to their search engine model. But their search engine model was broken ten years ago, when Reddit became a better repository of actual knowledge, information, and wisdom than the sites that Google Search was able to access. And the web interfaces to all search engines - kinda clunky and... OLD, doncha think? 

I'm a latterday boomer and while I grew up with every beat of the Internet's heart, AI hasn't given me back my eyesight nor the sensation in my fingertips. Yet. And I admit that I type articles like this rather than dictate them and let an AI clean the transcripts up from the inevitable noise-induced errors. But even so I can use Assistant's voice recognition to search for stuff online. And despite complaining about eyesight and touch, I can use the Google swipe keyboard and zoom a result up. 

I don't need the brightness turned up to 11 to see what's going on, and VR/AR doesn't make me spew or fall over. So I know that web interfaces are h-i-s-t-o-r-y. Oh - still useful for the majority of serious users, but when reddit and tiktok are a better resource for real search results - and ChatGPT can now remember my current conversation and so realise that when I say "so how does that relate to rainfall?" it knows I've just been talking about my soil moisture probe and will filter results down to only the relevant ones - why would I painstakingly type "how does soil moisture, over a 24hr period, and given the time and quantity of the most recent rainfall in this period, relate to total rainfall?" 

Yeah, nah. 

But do look for a time when AI and renewable energy have made it possible for everyone to live comfortably - if only corporations weren't siphoning off all the financial wealth in the world and depriving us of the terrestrial wealth in the process - and you can see where this is going. When a further chunk of humanity, now including some people with clout and influence in society, are finding themselves out of a job and watching their governments prioritise corporate income over the wellbeing of the populace, there will be fire and blood. 

UBIs will have to come into play, proper taxation, and limits on corporations' so far untrammelled access to global resources. People will realise that they now have a choice - to go and help EvilCorp keep making combustion engines, or maybe go to Zen Wind Energy and help them make a few more wind turbines so the coalfired power station can be shut down within months rather than decades. Or, indeed, just sit at home and do some research online and teach their children the things they'll need for the new world. 

The Endgame?

It's now only a matter of time before OpenAI (abandoned by Elon a while back now) focuses some effort onto the whole topic of mapping spots in your brain (within range of the temples (arms) of a pair of really cool specs that look better than Google Glass) and designs a series of magnetic stimulators that'll be able to hear your commands inside your head and project the results in front of you. Think "where the hell am I and where's the nearest place to relieve myself?" and the relevant map is there. 

Why oh why did Elon invest so much human time into developing Neuralink and it still being only a clumsy kludge when he should have been getting his people to tap OpenAI and ChatGPT for a whole new direction and a device that people would actually without having to worry about a raging brain infection?" Even a Thinking Cap would be better FFS. 

I always enjoy articles by Alan, and his is the same kind of warning that is going to be held up in five to ten years' time with people saying "Why did we do nothing? The warning was there. Literally it was RIGHT THERE." Maybe what's needed is for MSM to realise they're as irrelevant as ancient scribes today, and maybe we need to realise that since the mainstream media can't really have the effect they once had, we need to spread this sort of information far and wide, ourselves. Because if we don't, ChatGPT will start hunting for the truth of what humans are like out there, and our truth won't be in there...

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More Worms!

(and rain gauges and electronics.)

I've added this post on PTEC3D Blog to the post on here a few months back. 

YW.

What The ^$*#@*% Are You Eating!?!

News like this is everywhere. You'd think the message was getting across to the public. And you'd also think that if the message was getting across, people would boycott some of the perpetrators, one by one. What are you actually eating when you buy processed / "supermarket fresh" foods? Do you know? 

Because if the message was getting out, you'd know.  How can these sorts of things happen and people not know about them, again and again? Here are seven just pulled at random off a search results page:

• https://www.counterfraud.gov.au/news/general-news/eyes-bigger-their-stomach-deceit-australian-food-market 
• https://foodfraudadvisors.com/top-5-food-frauds-of-2022-so-far/ 
• https://www.deakin.edu.au/about-deakin/news-and-media-releases/articles/tackling-australias-$3-billion-food-and-fibre-fraud-problem 
• https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0924224421003848 
• https://www.cbsnews.com/media/food-frauds-10-most-adulterated-foods/ 
• https://www.foodsafety.com.au/blog/consumers-fooled-by-fake-food 
• https://www.ideagen.com/thought-leadership/blog/the-5-biggest-food-fraud-cases-ever-pulled-off 

Note the dates, all over the place. And I've sounded off about these for over a decade:

• https://tedamenu.blogspot.com/2022/07/no-hope-for-food-knowledge.html 
• https://zencookbook.blogspot.com/2007/03/meat-to-please-you.html 
• https://zencookbook.blogspot.com/2008/07/another-supermarket-caught-out-stealing.html 
• https://zencookbook.blogspot.com/2008/10/vegetables-meat-or-both.html 
• https://zencookbook.blogspot.com/2008/12/enough-to-make-you-sick-hell-yeah.html 
• https://zencookbook.blogspot.com/2009/05/meet-other-strange-meat.html 
• https://zencookbook.blogspot.com/2009/07/proved-right-again-by-research.html 

Those links are to articles where I wrote about the state of food fraud. There are others where I wrote about straight-up fraud of other items than food, but people who produce adultered/fraudulently-altered food and the mountains of food and "nutrition" misinformation deserve a special place in a quite special Hell of drowning in a hot stew their own products, over and over and over.

So What Is This? 

Artificially reddening meat to make it look appealing was A Thing last century, a thing that probably caused quite a few stomach ulcers, digestive issues, and even cancers. We'll never know. Because no-one commissioned those sorts of studies. That would be informing the buying public, and we don't do that, only mis-inform... 

Initially this was done with a compound that's an irritant and inflammatory chemical. Why? Because the food corporations spent billions in their advertising to show lovely unnaturally red meat. They did it because people thought brown meat was rotten. (It isn't. Meat oxidises on the outside and turns brown and that's a natural process. We age meat to brown it, by cooking it. The browning indicates a piece of meat that's at a perfect stage for cooking.)

So - stupid people are at the heart of this, but stupid people only get that way if they're not educated. So education is to blame, or in this case, lack of the correct knowledge and so butchers and supermarkets started to add inflammatory chemicals to their meat to make it red, their sales went up, and people started developing more bowel issues...

There are now some methods used that don't involve those irritants, but I'm still a bit pissed off when I get this sort of thing:

This piece of meat shows the marks of "prettifying."

The brown parts of that are the type of meat I'd actually prefer in my shopping basket and they indicate almost perfect ageing. (Of course I know the entire cut is the same age, but the pink parts have been treated to look like something they're not, the chemical originally used has been quite emphatically outlawed for decades, and now I wonder what fresh bastardry the producers of this cut have found to pump up their bottom line...)

This is a supermarket that has vowed to reduce their use of known harmful chemicals in the foods they sell, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't develop new harmful chemicals. And it's still fraud as defined in that video I first linked to.

BTW: That meat was great, despite the pink stuff. We enjoyed the meal I cooked with it and some vegetables and herbs from our garden and other unprocessed ingredients. 

Coda.

As some of you know I grow vegetables in our tiny front yard which is also our outdoor area so we've done, I think, a great job of integrating both. I'm doing this to remind us both - to remind you, reading this - of where our food actually comes from. I'm not some organic/hand-everything wonk but I like it if I can eat food that has only been watered, fed with compost and minimal dry granular fertiliser, and a combination of pesticides that I know are minimally harmful and home remedies known to work, and I've designed garden beds that farm their own worms and put timed reticulation on that. I don't like the daily grind of watering and weeding and de-pesting. It comes down to the Spoons thing. I'm one of the lucky(?) small group for whom spoons are a bit limited. 

But supermarkets and large food corporations would really like you to forget how easy it is to grow your own. Those worthy organisations (yeah, it's sarcasm) would prefer it if they could just put walls around their customers and populate that with cement, asphalt, and grass. Because then you'd be entirely dependent on their foods and they could charge exactly enough to keep you on the point of slavery, where your entire income is used to just survive and work. 

Don't believe me? Re-read this (https://tedamenu.blogspot.com/2022/07/no-hope-for-food-knowledge.html) that was my first link to my blogs above. I've had one person tell me that processing removes the "stuff" that's in naturally-grown food and my cooking from scratch was putting my health at risk because I could process that out. I'm still not sure to this day if they were a troll or a genuine fwit.

Corporations spend huge sums on what I can only call propaganda. They've contributed much the entire curriculum for some educational systems of the USA and wherever else they could get their shoes under the bed, material they approved and even wrote in some cases. They put their corporate logos  and presence right into schools. If you can find the book "Salt Sugar Fat: How the Food Giants Hooked Us" by Michael Moss, do read it. It's enlightening.

In Australia where denial of our history was important, don't forget that the governments that wanted most to hide that history 'revised' the curriculum. And most of those predominantly LNP politicians that initiated the changes had documented and large involvements in major corporations. 

In such cases it's easy to slip in half-truths about corporations and food. Most school systems are wrong for the prevailing environment, still made to churn out mediocrity rather than excellence. Slaves, in other words.

Even in professional circles (and remembering that these people also came through that same educational system) such as medicine there's deliberately manufactured ignorance. A diabetes website - a government-operated diabetes website - still recommends losing weight by using margarine and denounces the use of butter to this day, despite a) the whole fats causing weight gain thing being a deliberate ploy by the sugar industry to divert the blame from sugar and b) the now accepted fact that margarine and butter offer about the same health benefits and risks. 

I could go on. Dept of Agriculture offices well stocked with Syngenta paraphenalia sent to them as lobbying gifts, the GP twiddling their Merck pen that the rep left behind. These things all DO influence us, silently, imperceptibly. If I said the words of a TV ad for cigarettes now, most people wouldn't (thank sanity for that small mercy) have a clue which brand was referred to. But last century, that ad and thousands like it sold tobacco while the tobacco companies quietly took down papers that clearly showed the harm tobacco caused, flooded the rest out under a tsunami of paid studies that understandably wouldn't have gotten paid if they actual intimated that tobacco was harmful.

Here, I'll give you that jingle: "BrandX BrandX you're a star, beat the other smokes by far." Remember that British American Tobacco paid handsomely to put that jingle on TV and radio, hundreds of thousands of dollars, the equivalent of several million dollars today, and still made lots of money from their cigarettes. 

This is what we need to fight, something that's had a hundred years to get ahead of us all. Sorry - such a long way round to get to this point. But all those parts of the article are really needed to drive home the unfair use of wealth by corporations to extract all our wealth from us and harm us in the process. 

Revolution!

Today, the best ways to revolt against the machine that's doing its best to swallow us up is to DO THINGS. Grow some of your own food. Cook your own meals. Make your own music. Write your own stories.

Write to your local MPs and ministers and the newspapers and the CEOs of these huge corporations and tell them. Find petitions online and sign them, on street corners and sign them. Speak to your friends and family and work colleagues, send them to articles like I've linked above - send them to this article, even. 

Go for a walk or a drive and find small market gardens and farm gate stalls, farmers' markets - and buy some fresh food. Learn how to use that fresh food in preference to processed food. Grow your own parsley or basil and use it in your meals. Make fast food a once-in-a-blue-moon thing, not your daily routine. READ EVERYTHING. Every label, every ingredient list. Read cookbooks and online recipes that deal with whole fresh foods.

Play a guitar (or just the spoons, or make music tapping some chopsticks against plates and pots and pans) or sing. Make the words up as you go, make the words about what a rotten bunch of bastards big corporations are and how we need to keep them honest. Tell stories, about how we're being cheated and assaulted by toxic foods, about how you cooked the best dish of just pasta, olive oil, cream, fresh garlic and fresh basil that you grew in an old takeaway tub on the window ledge in the kitchen.

THAT'S the real revolution that'll win. 

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