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09 March, 2024

Criminal Supermarkets

Supermarkets justifying record profits because of the many employees they have is bullshit. 

Supermarkets are "criminal."

It's not just me saying it, it's more or less official now. This post has had to be updated before it was even scheduled. The original post was everything below from the heading "Profit(eering)" to the "And Now - UPDATED:" heading further down. The post has also gone from "scheduled" to "for immediate release" status. 

I urge you to share this everywhere, share it often, and discuss it widely if you want food justice for Australians. (And Americans - unless your goverment stops a few "strategic mergers" from taking place, you'll be in this effective duopoly situation soon too - share the hell out of it everywhere!) Please read all the way down to the "Call To Action" and take action. Australians need the supermarkets to be reined in and punished. 

Profit (and profiteering)

They do know, don't they, that profit is what's left AFTER all outgoings have been paid, and therefore blaming employee payrolls is total bullshit? They HAVE record profits. AFTER having paid all outgoings. All outgoings includes wages last time I looked it up.

That means they've paid all their employees fairly - HAVEN'T . THEY? - and then they STILL have this mountain of money left over. The wages aren't paid for out of the profit, they're paid before they declare the profit. Either that, or they're lying right in our faces and hoping none of us has ever done maths.

And saying people are just trying save - when those people are still earning the same or more than last year but are having to choose the cheaper generic versions - that seems to me to say that it's more likely that the price on the original thing they wanted HAS gone up. Really. They could afford it last year and the years before, their budgets are still broadly the same; - but this year that nice ham is out of their price range. In plain terms, that nice ham has almost doubled in real price. 

What Can We Do?

Take the stores back. If you see anyone flogging a pack of mince - no. No, you didn't see anything. If they'd kept their staffing levels up to the point where it made their profits merely reasonable rather than rapacious and greedy, they could have a staff member standing alongside every customer and checking their baskets out for them to prevent this. 

In fact, they could have re-installed much cheaper and simpler things called "staffed checkouts" - as they had 20 years ago. Because you know what? Back then "stock shrinkage" was far lower than it is now with self-checkout. It's been a stupid, profit-motivated, unremitting and stinking stuff-up that the supermarkets made and we (the customers) have been paying for ever since. 

So, if you have a docket from last year, find the items you bought back then on the shelves today and write the old price on their price stickers with a fine felt tip marker. Be careful not to mess up the barcode though, because we don't want to cause any hassle. Also don't cover their price, just add the old price you paid and the date you paid that price. We just want other shoppers to see the price increases and decide for themselves if they want to buy that item there or perhaps just find another store where the two label amounts are closer together... 

Or print yourself a bunch of labels and take them with you to put near label holders - alongside the current price label, not covering it. Again, it's just nice to let other customers know how it's apparently us that need to change our budgets because of the rampant price gouges, rather than that the supermarkets make less profit so we can afford that item.

Print some nice notes or posters explaining that this doubling of some prices in less than four years is not acceptable, and put them near the worst rip-off items in the store. Nothing rude, just facts. Other people need to know, so that they can decide if they want to be ripped off or treated fairly. 

Get creative. Drive home that we are tired of being bent over for our wallets. And maybe someone that sees one of your posters will also start taking action. And the ripples will spread.

Retrospect

This whole situation happened because way back when, when someone decided that Australia didn't need competition in the supermarket sector, the "free market will take care of it." And so chains like IGA, ALDI, Costco, and a whole swag of other potential competitors weren't really welcomed into the market in Australia despite the healthy competition they'd have generated, back when it could have made a difference.

America - for once - is following us down the chute as they try to prevent a similar duopoly situation occurring there. You can see how our stupidity and docility in allowing a duopoly to get so stongly established and so deeply embedded has emboldened the same behaviour in other countries. It's time we showed them the other side of the coin. And 

But bear in mind - no matter where it is, a duopoly is exactly the same thing as a monopoly with two trading names. It was shown in interviews and questions that our two supermarkets actually do tacitly fix prices between them, develop the same anti-competitive practices between them to keep other players out, and work the same - let's call them what they are, scams - on their victi-... their customers. When more than two similar corporate bodies collude and collaborate between them to fix prices and scam their customers, the term is "a Cartel." We have those in Australia and all over the planet, too. But that's for another article.

In none of those scenarios are the customer's interests considered. Only our wallets.

So Keep The Bastards Honest, get activated and irritated, and let them know we won't take their thievery for much longer. Every store manager has a name and an address, write them a nice letter explaining why you think they should be working for the sake of their customers more than their shareholders. Oh and of course those upstream people also have names and addresses - write them a nice letter too. But do write letters, posters, labels, stickers. (Oh, and I forgot to mention that they have email addresses too...)

And Now - UPDATED:

The latest senate enquiry into the conduct of the supermarket duopoly robbing Australian consumers to within an inch of their lives has labelled their behaviour as "criminal." Colour me unsurprised because this is what I've been saying for over a decade already.  I'll hand you the lede now:

"A senate inquiry into supermarket pricing has heard that people are turning to dumpster diving and stealing to combat the cost of living.

The first of three hearings, held in Hobart on Thursday, also saw the conduct of Coles and Woolworths labelled “criminal”." -- https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/finance/consumer/2024/03/07/supermarket-inquiry 

People are scrounging from dumpsters items that the supermarkets would rather throw away (showing very clearly that their profits are wayyyyy too high, otherwise they'd at leats make an effort to sales-price these items and make some money from them) and some are turning to petty crime. 

What I may not have seen stressed enough in articles about this deplorable greed and rapaciousness the supermarkets are displaying is: if you saw someone steal an item at the self-checkout - NO! No, you did not see anything at all. Their actions didn't cause the supermarkets to record record billion-dollar profits, should indeed have caused the supermarkets some losses, and yet - lo! - for they STILL make record profits despite throwing out a significant proportion of perfectly within-code products, despite stock shrinkage being on the rise.

They Are Making Far More Than A Fair Profit, They Are Profiteering At YOUR Expense!

Remind everyone - once more, with feeling - Keep The Bastards Honest. Especially remind your local MPs and Ministers that every store manager has a name and an address, every CEO and COO and CFO too. Ask your Minister to write to them on your behalf, perhaps, or to forward your concerns via a new item of legislation being tabled or some such governmental magic. Because - and you should feel free to let those government persons know this - you will definitely support them in the next local election, by-election, and State or Federal election, and you just don't know if that would be the case if they didn't act... 

Call To Action

I know - I'm a tiny insignificant blogger writing on a tiny insignificant blog and yelling at the clouds. But even such a tiny voice can be magnified if it's taken up by many. And right now we need not only Senate enquiries and ACCC looking into the actions of supermarkets, we need EVERYONE  to get activated, be informed, read about it so that they too can make their feelings known. Share this post (https://bit.ly/store-rage) so that many others will see it. Ask them in turn to share it too. Just please get the word out there - our supermarkets are just the tip of the iceberg, fuel companies, energy companies, real estate and landlords - they're all chowing down hard on the record profits they've been building up to, and consequently reducing our lives to just being cash machines for them. It's time at least one country stood up for older more human values again. Help the change along


As always, stay awesome and

KEEP THE BASTARDS HONEST!

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20 February, 2024

Enshittification 101: More F-lockin-tech

I've used the word "flockintech" a few times now, most of you will have gathered it's a portmanteau word for "F'ing Lock-in Technology," but how many people are aware of just how much flockintech we are actually stuck with already? And this also goes ,for our techie/geeky focus in my blogs, particularly for technology products and software.

I've pointed out the matter of John Deere tractors (and yes they are "technology" because technology is inextricably tied up with almost every machinery technology) and a Polish railway that had to hack a piece of carriage-disabling malware that the carriage manufacturer introduced into the carriages to ensure they had to always be heavily used and regularly "serviced" by the manufacturer, which caused significant downtime for the railway and was eventually fixed by an anonymous hacker group removing the malware from the carriages. 

There's a video platform where people have paid to save videos and as the company founders, are unable to keep the videos they've saved on the platform. There have been several other online properties that sold a permanent product to their customers and then said products became unusable when the company went tits-up and the servers were switched off. 

Got A Fitbit? 

I'll start off, for now, among the first items on this week's "Download This Show" podcast is the Fitbit Update Bricking And upRoar incident I'm choosing to call FUBAR. (Yep. Look FUBAR up if you don't already know what it means and where it came from...) Marc mentions in the podcast that Google are being a bit coy about the update possibly/possibly not causing the fitbits to go from a battery life measurable in days, to a battery life measurable in around 60 minutes. 

I can tell you what I think. Enshittification. That's how you add or subtract features to an existing successful product, and (as the name suggests) turning said product into ka-ka. My newsletter software is a case in point, offered a free-forever low volume product,realised that meant a lot of small bloggers like myself, and at first began adding bloat features I'll never use, and finally, when they realised after a year that we who can't afford it, simply can't afford to go to the Pro version, so they've introduced a "we're turning this server to a Pro server and you'll have to follow this five thousand word guide to move your existing newsletter to another server just for Free tier users.

I voted with my feet, I have few newsletter users, very little free time to be moving them to another platform or whatever, the newsletter will have to wait. If I had a few donations I could just Pro-ify the existing account again but as I have neither I'll get to it when convenient. 

Back to the Fitbit:- Google bought the company and began integrating it with their own ecosystem, which was fantastic for the fairly basic thing the Fitbit was in its infancy. (They mention this in the podcast.)

They also mention that Google now has a smart watch product of their own that does what the Fitbit does among a host of other features. I'd be enshittifying the hell out of the Fitbit if I was the person marketing the Google Watch which is purpose-designed to work in their ecosystem, and mayber that's what's just happened. Stay tuned to this - will a new update be able to reverse and fix the last update, or will it turn out that the software update overdrove some components that then shorted out and will now the affected Fitbits now be rendered unusable?

Got Windows? 

This has to be my favourite example of enshittification and flockintech ever. Windows 2 - almost no-one knew about. Windows 3 - much the same. But there wasn't an upgrade path. You bought each version. Windows 3.11 (the first one with networking and thus the first natively Internet-capable Windows operating system) I think was the same. 

And it's not like you could afford to keep using W3.11 to this very day. For a start, it's well-known and has well-known exploits. Microsoft started offering some security updates but of course support stopped because they wanted us to buy the next great OS from them. For a another, the hardware it ran on is hard to get. (Although I have to note that just recently, a job opening for a Windows 3.11 Administrator has become one of the most rarified jobs in IT, and probably the last workplace to use this version of Windows which would by now be over twenty years old, and replaced by Windows 95 in 1995.)

There have been 27 versions of Windows since W95, some upgrades, some for different tasks (server vs workstation etc) with 14 just being upgrades of W10. Until W10, you bought each new version of Windows as it cam out. W10 offered free installation to owners of approved older operating systems, so not quite as much money was made on W10, and some enshittification resulted, where things were added to W10 to allow exfiltration of the "owner's" usage data, and a whole lot more details. 

W11 has been described as a "Spy in a trenchcoat" it exfiltrates so much user data. Losing so much of my personal information constitutes enshittification to me. 

Also, even if you own one of the earlier Windows versions and are still happy with it, Microsoft tries to lock you into their upgrade cycle by ending update support for the old version. You may say "Big ****ing deal" to that but Internet security is one of the things that you'll no longer get updates for. And the older an operating system, the more vulnerabilities are found, even after Microsoft stops patching. Due to the fact that while you notionally "own" that version of Windows, you have no access to the code, so you can't fix new vulnerabilities yourself. So in that sense you're either locked-in to their versions cycle, or locked-in to being hacked within five minutes of putting your new re-installation of your OS online. 

EverNote

I've had an account on Evernote since before forever or even further back. The free account was fine for me, I didn't turn that much traffic or quantity on the servers, I used it well within the usage limits for a free account. I only used it to keep blogging notes current between my laptop, my PC, and my phone. Not long after I got it working for me the way I needed, They reduced the number of devices I could use it on. No longer useful. And the other day I wanted to download my notes for historic reasons, and I have to install the PC app just to make an archive. I will. But then Evernote will see one less user for their enshittification, lock-in, and general bait-and-switch tactics.

I'm just listening to another enshittified product:

TED Talks Daily

This one isn't flockintech but definitely enshittified. I've been listening to the 'cast for ages, and ads. And I cast them to the TV when in the lounge because it feels more natural to me to listen to stuff on speakers while working. (As I'm doing right now, listening to a TED  Talk on climate technologiews that are worth supporting.)

Ads. TV and radio have long been legislated into keeping the audio and colour saturation levels down to normal levels. The audio level of a commercial must be the same as the program material, preventing those SHOUTY!!! ads on TV that used to shake the house in an effort to get your attention. 

Apparently, there's no such restraint placed on TED Talks Daily. While my wife's unwell, she needs bed rest. It's all the way at the other end of the house from the loungeroom, but in order to hear the program 3-4metres away from the screen, I need a certain volume level. 

That level is inaudible in the bedroom, but the ads on the podcast are loud enough to wake a person in the bedroom. So in a way TTD has locked me into earhpones or earbuds. 

Others?

I said earlier that I'll go back and find a few more of the thousands of great technologies that gradually enshittified and locked-in their users bit by bit to the point of killing their business, and I will. I suggest you bookmark this page and come back to it in a few weeks. Also maybe share it, and maybe make a small donation to help me keep things online, maybe afford a better newsletter provider, and pay for the subscriptions I keep so I can keep up with the news I post here. 



05 February, 2024

Supermarkets Are Overflowing - multiple updates!

- with profits! Profits! Glorious profits! Money! YOUR money! The only difference between supermarkets and Uncle Scrooge McDuck is that Scrooge has a pang of conscience at the end of each episode and stops some of his exploitative behaviours..
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Lookit these updates! These are only selected updates that come to me via newsletters I'm subscribed to, not that I've searched for. (BTW at Teds News Stand there's a link to subscribe to my newsletter, hint hint...)

8 April 2024 Update: https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/2024/04/08/supermarket-review-recommendations Some of my ideas are being applied - significant fines based on the egregiousness of their thievery.

20 March 2024 Update: https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politics/australian-politics/2024/03/19/divestiture-greens-supermarkets Finally the Nuclear option unleashed. Break the b*st*rds up and break their grip. 

EVEN MORE UPDATE: Four Corners: these supermarkets are the gift that keeps on giving - if you wanted material to string them up by the privates, at any rate. The CEO of Wo - that one supermarket - walks out of his Four Corners interview because he heaped shit on a professional in the industry, and wasn't allowed to ask to have that bit edited out. Oh and then a few days later he conveniently resigns. 

(Probably to get his golden handshake before he was pushed, but. And even though he claims it was planned all along, Wo - that place - obviously were NOT expecting him to resign because they're now scrambling because they had no succession plan. Sucks to be an incompetent money-pilfering slug...)

And the CEO of Co - the other place - adjusts their lipstick to "incandescent" setting, and bald-faced declares that they're not actually on a rocket ride of profits. How can you tell a ColesWorths CEO is lying? They just are. Always.  

UPDATE 14/Mar/2024: https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/finance/finance-news/2024/03/13/supermarket-woolworths-coles-theft how the supermarkets are reacting to desperate people who resort to shoplifting to pay for supermakets' price gouging. I wonder how long this will last? 

AND ANOTHER UPDATE!: https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/finance/consumer/2024/02/11/coles-woolworths-senate-inquiry

UPDATED AGAIN AGAIN: https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/finance/finance-news/2024/01/30/supermarkets-government-profits This is becoming the spectacle of the decade!

UPDATED AGAIN: https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/finance/consumer/2024/02/06/price-gouging-report 

UPDATED: There may be some activity afoot. (https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/finance/finance-news/2024/01/16/grocery-prices-inquiry) I asked in this older article whether the probe will have teeth, i.e. will it be able to actually compel the corporations that own the thieving supermarkets to act with humanity, and this update seems to suggest that the probe will get teeth. Unfortunately, legal action in a year is still a little bit too late for people already doing it hard...

You may know the back-story to this - over a year ago, meat producers (farmers, basically) got bent over and shafted, as the prices of meat were wound back by large amounts. I imagine this reduced their ability to purchase things, and because some fairly large communities' fortunes rise and fall in time with the primary producers, that starts to be a bit of a large number of people who suddenly have fewer dollars, while simultaneously their costs went up as supermarkets raised prices. 

It's all very well to say "but they live in a farming district, they can get their meat / vegetables locally at farm prices" but you lose sight of a few factors there.

  • The farmers will need to make a profit on their unsold meat animals. 
  • Most people in farming communities lack the skills to butcher and dress meat
  • The butchers in those communities need to make money too.
  • If the community is centered on meat, then vegetables and cereal products are still at the mercy of the supermarkets.
  • Vice-a-versa in the case of growing districts. In their case, they need someone to process the grain and produce goods from it. The supermarkets again.And they're at the mercy for anything related to meat.
  • Vegetable (market garden) regions are probably best off in one sense, but also their market gardeners need to make money so prices will go up when the prices they get from supermarket buyers goes down.
  • On top of that many farmers/growers have draconian contracts with the supermarkets that prohibit them from sell surplus to third parties, many many many penalty clauses, and so there are a lot of things they can't do even if they wanted to... It sucks.

There's unfortunately not much that many people can do about that - "food deserts" are engineered into local planning by design, making it hard to get anything but fast food or some supermarket foods. It means the fast food places and the supermarkets have a huge customer base that doesn't have any alternatives.

It's also down to some selectivity by sellers, of course. You'll find upmarket grocers and butchers and bakeries in upmarket suburbs, because there, they will get the prices they need in order to stay profitable. Same with farmer's markets etc - if they're set up in a suburb that has two McDonalds, two KFCs, a Hungry Jacks, and four chicken fast food places, they don't do well.

Jaks Sisko in Star Trek focuses this problem perfectly - he cooks his own meals because he considers them superior to the replicator-generated meals - but where does he get his ingredients? Wouldn't that also be from the replicator? 

So people shop at supermarkets where the growers and suppliers have been stretched to the limit to supply nutritious food but - under that kind of financial stress, they can't afford to do all the things that would be needed to make the food truly nutritious. That kind of farming requires far more land, land that can be regeneratively and ecologically soundly managed, and even then the soil will lack some of the nutritional components needed to make the produce truly nutrition-packed.

Even if you go to farm gate stores, they're still in the same situation, so whether they sell it to the supermarkets or to you direct, it's still no longer what it was. The world population is showing the effects of slow nutrition deprivement. 

But the story I'm showing revolves more about the sheer extortion supermarkets are engaging in at the moment. They've always found ways to extract more dollars from a given kilo of produce, but now they're just going "fuck it," and charging extortionate prices. 

I can think of one way to end that, but it's not pretty. We could also end it by boycotting those supermarkets for a month or two, but as mentioned, that isn't an option for anyone wanting to feed a family unless they have their own homestead or farm, or access to farmer's markets and farm gate stores. 

The other way is for farmers to void their contracts with the supermarkets and only sell direct to the public or to independent grocers and stores. And they can't afford to do that because of the logistics involved. 

Also, automated local vertical farms can produce many of the vegetables and fruits within their local suburbs, but this is a) unlikely to be profitable for the first five years or so until it starts hurting the big supermarkets and people get used to them and b) - come on! This would be like living in a colony ship or a colony on another planet with carefully-maintained agriculture and a limited range of produce, and this is supposed to be our home. 

But there's also the other way - write to your local Members, to the ministers responsible for finance and food security and anti-competitive practices by corporations and let them all know that you'd like them to use their powers to fix this piracy. Start petitions or sign them, have meetings with others in your suburb, decide on some action before food becomes unaffordable to you, too. And trust me, it can easily happen. 


Okay, we're "down here." What's going on? My wife is facing a life/death medical issue and I'm spending as much time as possible with her, caring, being there. 

That does mean that I'm not doing as much writing, which means fewer posts, fewer announcements on social media, fewer people's eyes being directed to the blog suite. You can help me out though - share this article, follow the (newspaper icon) link to the News Stand and share that on your social media too. This should bring a few more readers, and with luck, a snowballing effect.

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23 January, 2024

Flockintech

First I have a favour to ask you. I probably won't have time to post as regularly as I have been. Family / health problem, yes serious. But it means I'll need your help - please share this post, share the News Stand link, and help others to find my articles.

What kind of tech is "flockintech?" Stick around. What do Polish trains, premium EVs, and farm tractors have in common? Stick around. What does flockintech have in common with - no, hang on. Just stick around...

John Deere

So you probably know about the John Deere vs farmers saga. If you bought a John Deere tractor and got your local mechanic to change a filter, the tractor would probably shut down. John Deere designed this and other gotchas into the machines. The idea was that a JD technician would come to the farm, change that filter with an identical filter that your local mechanic would have put in, typed in a secret JD authentication code, and the tractor would work. 

The JD technician would cost the farmer thousands of dollars, the mechanic probably only a few hundred. Can you say residual income rip-off? 

Premium Vehicles

Many premium cars and especially EVs, come with dozens of features included in the construction by default, but you can't have them unless you pay extra fees for them. This is a particularly vexing ... umm, let's call it what it is, a total fraud - because you bought the car with all those features in it but the manufacturer is holding you to ransom if you want them enabled. Worse still, some of those features are only available by subscription, meaning they can deny you them if you don't provide them with that residual income rip-off. 

There aren't all that many ways around this issue unless you're extremely good at writing a whole new management program for the vehicle, and of course if you muck it up you void any warranty...

Polish Trains

"Newag, the company that manufactured the trains, had software in place that put locks on the carriages if they were serviced by third party mechanics or if the cars remained stationary for too long."

Seeing a familiar theme develop here? Gouging goes deep, and there needs to be some kind of solution. 

Worldwide, "Right To Repair" laws are being drafted and enacted, that will force manufacturers to allow a person who buys a product, to perform maintenance and repairs on that product. Many manufacturers are pooling their resources to fight these laws being introduced, but as you read, John Deere have been wrestled to the ground on this, and once more RtR laws are enacted, so will most of these other thieving bastards.

RtR laws will also require that devices are not "permitted" to be repaired but then physically obstructed, that is, no "proprietary" fasteners to prevent access, no filling the electronics with potting resin except where a product's Ingress and Explosion ratings require it. 

And as for the Polish railway line, their fightback has involved a rather strange ally. Read it here.

Anonymous Assistance

The precedents have been set, before JD were forced to relinquish their ransom booty, a few farmers hacked their own tractors and faced legal action from JD, and in fact was one of the factors that shaped the JD-farmers outcome. 

It would now appear that the few hacks I've found online for unlocking the premium features of your car, may soon be legal, and there's not a thing BMW will be able to do about people unlocking the massage feature and heated seat options of their cars, because the car was sold with those things already built in, and you can argue that the manufacturer locking them down amounts to sabotaging the vehicle and introducing faults that it's your right to repair.

There's another name that sprang to mind when I read those articles, and it's "Lock-In Tech." They lock you into a system and then charge you a premium price or subscription to unlock the features. In the case of JD, there may be a case for charging them with sabotaging a farmer's livelihood, I'm not sure on that point. 

But now when you read me writing F Lock In Tech you'll know exactly what the title means...

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10 January, 2024

Supermarkets And The Nuclear Option

First - please scroll to the bottom to see what's happening in my life, and take action. Then come back up here. Thank you.

Okay, what? Nuclear? What are the supermarkets up to now? If that was your first thought, then congratulations, you've proved one of my points. We wouldn't put anything past supermarkets, including - stuff to do with whatever nuclear whatsname I'm referring to.

If you thought maybe there might be more to this than just one of the supermarkets serving berries with a side of Cherenkov radiation, then I'm betting you know more about me and my radical recommendations... 😸

UPDATED: There may be some activity afoot. (https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/finance/finance-news/2024/01/16/grocery-prices-inquiry) I ask in this article whether the probe will have teeth, i.e. will it be able to actually compel the corporations that own the thieving supermarkets to act with humanity, and this update seems to suggest that the probe will get teeth. Unfortunately, legal action in a year is still a little bit too late for people already doing it hard...

What's The Story?

This is. The Reserve Bank keeps raising interest rates because inflation isn't going down, and the supermarkets - by some strange coincidence - are making billions of dollar more per quarter which could possibly raise inflation...

Supermarkets are making record ten to twenty billion-dollar quarterly profits and the Australian government has "had enough of it" and is appointing Craig Emerson to head a "probe," a "Code of Conduct review." I don't think this goes anywhere near far enough. 

This "probe," this "review." Does it have teeth? And by that I mean, does it have any power to not merely "make recommendations" but to compel? Somehow, I doubt it'll have those teeth. And yet it should - WAY more teeth. If you know me, you know...

Note how they only release QUARTERLY figures because if we actually saw the annual figures we'd be torching their fucking stores and lynching anyone above the level of floor manager. Here - I'll do it for you:

"Coles posted $10.25 billion in first-quarter sales in 2023, a 3.6 per cent rise compared to the first quarter of the 2022 financial year, while Woolworths’ revenue grew by 5.3 per cent for a total of $17.2 billion."

That was 2023. Their costs have gone down even further since then, and - as we're all to painfully aware - their prices have gone up inexorably. But just extrapolating those figures for the last year:

Coles would have made between $41bn and $45bn depending on how many more opportunities they took to screw their producers and consumers. 

Woolworths would have made $69bn - $72bn. In a year. 

If I projected a steady 3.6 to 5.3 percent per annum growth they'll make between $43bn to $49bn and $73bn and $79bn, roughly, this year. 

That's not only not right, I think that's criminal level fraud and pricing scams. There ought to be jail terms attached to this investigation, AFP-level search and seizure of paperwork and documentation. 

Possibly, if some amounts of deliberate malfeasance is established, the installation of government officials as the final arbiters of policy in the corporate offices of those supermarkets.

THAT is my nuclear option. Whattya reckon? (Note the UPDATE at the head of this article - it seems I wasn't the only one thinking the time for the carrot was over...)



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09 November, 2023

Netflix And No.

I recall reading recently - no, watching a longish video - about Netflix's slow crumbling. But they now reckon they have the problem in hand. So anyway here's that video. It's a year old so form whatever opinion it brings you.

But Imma have my doubts about this though - in this recent article they say "added 8.8m subscribers" but how many are just waiting out their current subscription and then hauling ass? I know I would be. If I were a Netflix customer, at any rate. 

I've enjoyed my entertainment as much as the next person when I was somewhat younger, but started my teen years looking for the few techie shows like The New Inventors and Julius Somner-Miller. What I'm saying is that I never really considered Netflix a service I'd pay for, and going to the movies once every few months was enough for me to satisfy my need for blockbusters and amusement. We now have some streaming and watch a few entertainment shows but our day includes a lot of background of news and podcasts and techie articles and politics and ... 

What I'm saying is that to us, Netflix has always been a bit of a waste of bandwidth and money, so we've found ourselves with a better-value subscription that has a good selection of entertainment and documentary and informative content, Nebula, Youtube, and whatever other indie sites there are out there.

But now they've gone and done this bait-and-switch, removed a subscription level that people obviously liked, and are faffing around as though they're going great guns when as far as I can see their existing subscribers will be looking for a platform that's more honest and stable. I would.

I just finished an article about Patreon doing much the same things, adding things people don't want, trying to wrangle more money out of their creators. And how many of them are as a result disillusioned and thinking about Ko-Fi and other alternatives. That instability and level of BS is what kept me from having much to do with Patreon at all.

What about you? Netflix freak or Netflix-freaked?


08 November, 2023

The Fat Bears Story

The Katmai National Park and Preserve’s Fat Bears Story.

I'll report it like a mainstream media article first:

Sisters Breaking Traditional Molds On The Road To Reproductive Success

Two Alaskan Brown Bears are going where no others of their kind have gone before. And it's proved successful for them.

Factoids You Need, To Appreciate The Story

Unprecedented Fat Bear extended family first spotted in 2022. 

909's cub goes to live with auntie 910

909jr is into its 3rd year of life, 910jr now in its 2nd year.

So The Story So Far

909, at a year older than her sister 910, has her first cub, 909jr. The year started ordinarily enough, but when the following year proved to be a rich and successful year for Fat Bear contestants, and when her sister 910 also had a cub, 909 and 910 did something that other Brown Bears never did  - they moved around together, foraged and fished together, and their cubs played together through the entire season.

It's unknown if the group hibernated together but there may be a non-zero chance that they did. (Ed: this is supposition on the part of the reporter and was not a confirmed scientific opinion.) The following Spring, the amazing thing that happened was heartwarming: 909jr stayed with auntie 910, freeing 909 to go off and (presumably) mate again. 

If true, and if 909jr and 910jr learn a newfound sense of society, then the reproductive advantages of such a strategy may prove a turning point for the 909/910 group and perhaps one day for all brown bears.

Now I'll go back to my own style.

I'm going to be looking for one particular Fat Bear Tale in 2024, the one about 909 coming back with another cub and probably that cub also leaving her in 2025 to go live with auntie 910 while (presumably) 909jr goes out on its own. And then returns to a social group it remembers fondly. 

Just imagine - by being free from her cub, 909 is able to have another cub sooner than she would normally have been able to. By forming a family unit, these two ladies have created a way to fit more cubs into a given period of time. By being together for various generations, the cubs will begin to form habits conducive to more social behaviour, and if they stick it out for a few more years, their group will begin to grow, with "nursery aunties" and "mother aunties" making a noticable bump in fecundity. 

This shows several things:

1. It's generally the females of solitary species that form socially cohesive groups because they're bound to raising infants, and many paws make light work.

2. It only takes a "right" combination of genes to create a greater likelihood of social cohesion emerging.

3. Since such social groups are more likely to be closer genetically, the trait concentrates in the group.

4. Also, since the cubs have been reared and raised in atypically larger groups, they'll themselves begin to form social groups like this more readily.

And I think that perhaps it's also a good overall simile for how ANY organism becomes more successful through being more social. Why isn't it seemingly working for us any more?


16 October, 2023

How Many Will Have To Die?

This. WTAF?

Combine this with the claim of a correspondent that most medical staff become too unwell / discouraged / anxious to keep working after their 4th or 5th infection, the medical system's pretty much going to founder and sink...

Considering how many people I see going to the medical centre and chemist (thus proving that they apparently do believe in science) not wearing masks (thus proving that they obviously don't believe in science) I guess I'm not really surprised. But I wish there was another planet to escape to where people aren't suicidally stupid.

Sorry I have to post this here rather than directly but BSky is still woefully inadequate for linked posts.

While you're here from BlueSky - please consider clicking the newspaper above and taking a look at my most recent posts, share the link to this one, and perhaps even spare a few shekels for an ex-leper? 

12 October, 2023

They had ONE HEADLINE to feature...

This was their headline - this:

"Seabird population in decline"

They should have led with that. They have one job. Give us the important news first. 

So why they made this a feelgood story about a storm petrel is a mystery. "Oh - we need to make all our stories good happy fluffy-bunny ones!"

"But hey - seabird populations are crashing."

Just saying - when a newspaper leads off with the gung-ho good news instead of the bit we should be focusing on, that we NEED to be told about if we want the world to pull out of this nosedive, then there's something wrong with mainstream media.

And it explains why the world's up that famous Creek without a paddle and with nothing but a barbedwire canoe under its backside.


30 September, 2023

Our Future.

The Zorganite Encumber wishes to apologise to the unfortunate zorganism's clan/clade/family for the unfortunate events of 27 Sept 2023, and to announce that in future, our communications will take place on The Zorganite Encumber News Zorgan. Again - we are terribly sorry that the Zorgan blogger was - not strong... 

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24 September, 2023

Welcome to the Zorganite Encumber!

The Zorganite Encumber is an organization that existed only offline, in paper form. Then the advert that we'd originally submitted in letter form to a small local newspaper and paid for in perpetuity was finally ported to a classifieds database and finally became data. It was only a matter of time before this person who runs this blog decided to put the first reference to the Encumber online, unaware that the mind worm was what was really doing the typing. 

It was all so simple in the days of printed newspapers...

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01 September, 2023

Just NewsCast Thoughts. #1

These are just random thoughts I have as I'm listening to the day's news podcasts. 

NSFW!
I have a gutter brain.

Note:

I provide this just as a series of brainfart notes taken as I listen to the news and switch between these and my other pursuits. The date will generally give a rough idea of what the News Of The Day was but there are generally no links to stuff. Old Skool online searching all the way folks!

These articles won't get announced because they happen as they happen and I don't want to clutter up my newsfeed with them. Also, they may get updated as I hear more news, they aren't a daily feature but more happen as I find time and commentworthy stuff in the news, but you will see them if you click the newspaper icon in the middle of the graphic above. From there you can subscribe to my once-a-week newsletter, or even *gasp* make a donation every now and then, or make a small monthly stipend to my work. It's always appreciated and goes towards keeping me writing and creating and Making and Sharing. Please do consider helping me with this.

And here are the news

Autonomous vehicle - whether you're in a bus or an airplane or a car driven by your friend/family, there are already a whole range of things we wouldn't do it a vehicle. Take your pick. 

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DVD if streaming services like Netflix drop DVDs then pirate P2P will become the mainstream way to review old series and shows, as they're the archivists and curators of such shows now. I predict a federated p2p series that will very quickly be deployed once it's shown  

They're making entertainment ephemeral. That in turn makes us more likely to accept the gaslighting in the news that is mainstream media retconning. 

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Experts blaming delay in delivering renewables - it was the energy companies ditching expensive-to-maintain fossil fuel plant and NOT installing renewables because it would dent their fabulous record profits. Bastards. Greedy bastardss. That is all. Fuck retconning the last few years. 

And that failure started with the LNP not the Albanese govt. We'll be feeling the damage wrought by the LNP for deceades to come. They never thought further than their pockets and their pocket-adjacent dicks, so renewables were quietly hamstrung and delayed and canned, while fossil fuel projects were lauded and boosted and ensconced for years to come. All because Scott Morrison liked having his pocket-adjacents fondled by people with real power. 

(Yes, ALL his pocket-adjacent parts, that he took upon himself in a criminal action to try and stay in office so his pocket genitalia would get a good hard long makeover. Luckily for Australia, it didn't work and he's still a limp-dick loser. Unluckily for Australia, he's still clinging stubbornly to the hope that he can retcon (== gaslight) his way back into the Fondling Chair he once held.)

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These articles won't get announced because they happen as they happen and I don't want to clutter up my newsfeed with them. Also, they may get updated as I hear more news, they aren't a daily feature but more happen as I find time and commentworthy stuff in the news, but you will see them if you click the newspaper icon in the middle of the graphic above. From there you can subscribe to my once-a-week newsletter, or even *gasp* make a donation every now and then, or make a small monthly stipend to my work. It's always appreciated and goes towards keeping me writing and creating and Making and Sharing. Please do consider helping me with this.

10 July, 2023

Newspeak, Newfood, Newproblems

We live in a time when "good" can mean "actually bad but we'll pretend" and "safe" can mean "actually toxic but safer than alternatives" and "aid" that's actually a burden and "positive action" that has negative consequences, you'd be excused for thinking we're in the plot of 1984 or some Kafka-esque plot... 

This is going to be a bit longer an article than I usually write. But this is a HUGE topic and really nees me to try and and condense 20-30 posts' worth of concepts and ideas into just one.

Was just listening to a podcast about agriculture and the use of factory manufactured meat products among other things. It struck me just how very little we actually know about the biology of eating and absorption yet, how we're pinning hopes on this new hope on the horizon.

And amid a push to make "unimal" meat (like what I did there? From "animal" to "unimal?" I have reasons...) are a few of us saying "Hold up. WHAT exactly is that that you're making? Is it REALLY safe? Are you sure it's just like real animal protein?" and watching the space carefully. 

Take chicken. We don't even know all the enzymes, endocrines, trace elements etc in a piece of chicken protein. Chicken meat comes from a whole chicken not just off a thigh or breast. There are other organs that pump nutrients into the bits we eat. So just cloning the cellular structure won't magically fill that protein with all those micronutrients. And unless you basically (and very macabrely!) grow and lay out all the other chicken organs as well and plumb them together with tubes you are NOT going to get a "real" piece of chicken.



Also - is that grown protein going to grow as fast as it does in a (factory) chicken? Even with the best nutrient system in the business, those cells will only grow as fast as chicken muscle cells grow. And with the factory chickens, we're already so impatient and greedy that we pump them with growth hormones to make them grow faster. Is a potential manufacturer of artificial meat really going to ignore the benefits to their bottom line of GH? Of course not. Hidden in the list of nutrient ingredients, it'll be there. Anything to make it bigger faster more. More bottom line, less time. 

Believe me - I HATE the killing of animals for the billions of us alive today. But I also hate the deaths of millions of us every year due to starvation, poor nutrition, malnutrition, and plain fraudulent food poisoning. 

I think our species developed tolerances for certain foods - we switched from fruits and grasses to meats and vegetables and cereals over millennia -  and then from raw food to cooked foods, which we're still in the process of adapting to. And we're changing the diet again, already. I keep mentioning how technology has seriously hit a vertical climb rate, and that's both a good thing and a bad thing. 

It's bad because we're changing our environment and diet and social structures all at the same time and are poorly equipped to adapt that quickly. But it's also good because the hope is that better knowledge will allow us to make changes that we'll be better adapted for, and fix some of the disasters we've created along the way.

I'll just mention some stuff off the "bad" end of the scale:

  • We thought we'd made a good tranquiliser/anti-nausea drug. What we had was thalidomide.
  • We thought we had a good cooking oil. We had soybean oil
  • We thought we should avoid natural animal fats and made our own. We made hydrogenated trans fats.
  • We thought fats were making us fat. It was sugars
  • We decided sugar was too expensive so we found an alternative. We made HFCS and metabolic syndrome.
  • We thought we'd found a way to make cooking containers non-stick, carpets cleaner, and flame retardants more flame-retarding. Instead we have PFAS, PFOA, and PTFE.
  • We wanted to use cars with higher-octane fuels so we developed tetraethyl lead additive for fuel.
  • Farmers wanted a broad spectrum herbicide, we made glyphosate.
  • Farmers also wanted their stock to be healthy and grow fast so the animals get dosed with antibiotics and growth hormones.
  • We wanted convenience and we made plastics. I don't think I need to put in any examples of how badly that's ending for us.

Are you getting a picture here? We muck up so much of what we try to do with the natural world. We still don't have any clear idea of how nutrition works at the micro level but we're going to make unimal meat.

Despite knowing how little we really know, we're forging ahead with unmeats. I can see the concerns of some of the researchers, who plainly want to end the suffering of animal slaughter. But I can also see the greed on the people higher up in the chain of command who can only see dollar signs and not the suffering of the people who have become ill and died, and will become ill and die, of the unknown unintended consequences of basically experimenting on the customers.

There are quite a few items on the "good" list too - I probably don't need to itemise them because we're quite good at trumpeting those, whereas the bad examples above are still not really being talked about all that much. We tend to gloss such things over so as not to harsh the mellow too much. When things like the global warming happen, it's as if, by consensus, we avoid discussing it until we can't any avoid it any more. And that point seems to only just being reached... 

The encouraging thing about that is that, once we get cracking, we usually manage to overcome whatever it is. The discouraging thing is that it's also been documented that people watched and discussed a tidal wave rolling in and stood their ground, only to have to run for their lives when it finally became obvious that the wall wasn't going to stop it. . . 

Food System Concerns:

Going back to that podcast. George Monbiot has done the food research. He mentions the global standard farm and the global standard diet, and then says that food miles and being a locavore are less important than getting food. But he and his family own shares in a local orchard. He says that only the rich will eat if the food system collapses but that's not true. Only the rich and those that grow their own food and have a local network will eat. He's made sure he has a local network but to hell with anyone else. 

He says the Michael Pollan truism about not eating anything your great-grand generation would recognise as food is bullshit and our diets have "changed enormously" in the last hundred years. And he's right. But he says it's also tastier and healthier than my great-grandmother's diet had been and in that he's wrong on both scores. 

Agriculturally, our soils have become so impoverished by the standard farm and the standard diet that there's a very distinct and very measurable difference in the nutritional values of foods grown now compared to fifty years ago. And medically, our foods from that "standard food system" are more toxic than food grown fifty years ago, and far FAR more toxic and bereft of nutrition than foods grown 100-200 years ago.

Our soils on farms has changed beyond recognition.

Monbiot mentions the microcosm in the soil as a bit of a miracle beneath his feet and how that's the way agriculture works. But it doesn't. Standard farm farmers drench that microcosm with pesticides and fertilisers and contaminated animal manure and remove all the local flora and fauna that nourished that soil. And he then touts the regenerative farmers as the way forward but - it's a proven fact that we can't sustain the kind of volume that standard farms produce by regenerative growing - because the standard food needs standard farms and in fact if anything's going to cause the collapse of the food system it'll be insistence on doing this.

The changes to the soil biome are deep, radical, and detrimental. Once upon a time the small farms would be pretty much still integrated with the local ecosystem. There were literally thousand (tens of thousands) of species occupying that land, animals, bacteria, fungi, worms, other plants. And as George also points out, the soil was derived from the microcosms around the root systems of all those plants, the biomes around them. 

But when you raze the ground and remove entire ecosystems, your soil become impoverished just by that one action. Then the microbiome around crop root systems is impoverished, and fertilisers is added. The natural predators of pest of the crop are not there, and the diseases and predation increase, and pesticides and herbicides have to be used. And now both the microbiomes around the roots of the crop - and by extension the microbiomes of our gut - are impoverished and out of balance and what we see in our digestive tracts today will be a pale shadow of what there was a scant few hundred years ago. 



I'd like to believe George has the answers but unfortunately he doesn't. I'd like to say I consider him wise but I can only consider him educated - but also very foolish. There's no easy answer despite he saying there is and it's artificial meat and more standard farming and standard food processing and - anyway... I mourn the person I once considered an example. 

What we actually need is for actual unsolicited research to be done. Not something generated at the behest of a food corporation that's only trying to prove that their particular brand of not very well researched, designed, and manufactured foodstuff is less toxic than "the stuff those other manufacturers pump out."

And we'll only start getting such unbiased and concentrated research happening as the crises accumulate and come up against the seawall and wash over it...  

Manufactured Meat Concerns:

We don't know yet how the different organs of the bodies of almost any animals work. We know in overview - blood takes oxygen from the lungs and expires CO2, takes energy from the gut, carries that oxygen and energy around to cells which absorb and use it to make more cells, do useful work, etc. 

But for instance - how is that cell controlled exactly? We know so much about these mechanisms and yet we know almost nothing about them yet. In the human body, for example, a lot's been said about the "mind-gut" connection. Alter your gut bacteria and what they get to eat, and you change how parts of your brain function, and thus how you function. Why and how this works we're going to learn eventually, but for now, let's go with this: "You are what you eat" is one of those truisms we shouldn't overlook. 

Sometimes when my gut bacteria are happy I feel energetic and in a good mood that nothing seems able to break. And when I have poor digestion and only been eating poor foods, I actually can't help feeling depressed and looking at the world through grey-coloured glasses. So for me a serve of meat is a boost. 

But why exactly is it? Is it the cells of the meat alone? Is it the trace elements that the meat absorbed from the blood, from the lymph? Is it some traces of a hormone that came from the animal's liver? Or endocrine gland? If I drained out everything that wasn't a structural meat cell and cooked with that, would it taste and smell the same? 



The Rabbit Disease Timebomb

Would it produce as much nourishment for me? Or would it be - lacking - something? For example: rabbit is a very easy to grow food source. It was also a very easy to obtain wild food a hundred years ago. But people who lived off the land and ate almost exclusively rabbit and berries would go to town after a year out in the wild, and shit themselves to death. They'd arrive spindly and ill and feverish, and leave feet first. 

Because yes, rabbit meat is very good, it's lean and tasty and plentiful. But it has no fats. Well, a negligible quantity. People who lived on this exact diet were said to have caught "rabbit disease." Had they kept some of those rabbits and fed them extremely well before slaughtering them, they'd have survived, because those rabbits would have developed quite a lot of fat. But because the Monbiot-like ignoring of a biological fact - that we need fats and preferably animal fats - those wilderness dwellers died in droves. 

And such are my main concerns. We can eat "vat rabbit" for a year or two and feel all right. But then what? Who wants to be the guinea pig for something like that? 

Those women who were prescribed thalidomide weren't aware of anything wrong - they felt better for months and months. It was only after the birth that the problems became obvious, and by then it was too late. Some of the people who relied on olestra in food to lower their fat levels developed lifelong digestive illnesses. After several years. 

People who were advised to avoid animal fats and consume hydrogenated fats instead for the sake of their health, developed metabolic sysndrome and got Type 2 diabetes and similar illnesses. People who without their knowledge were given foods containing soyabean oil now have genetic damage. Anyone who drinks any water that hasn't been microfiltered to remove PFAS are consuming levels of those substances way above recommended safe levels and at risk of reproductive dysfunction or already have it.

If you ate anything "white" a few decades and up to a few centuries ago it was treated with a bleach - white sugar and white flour chief among them. And the bleach caused oxidative inflammatory damage and made the consumers of those things more prone to arterial plaques, heart conditions, and possibly increased their risk of cancer by considerable margins. 

Sorry George...

Our ancestors were subject to food fraud. Bread was routinely adulterated in various ways, crops contaminated with other weeds or detritus sold as pure, any meat you could get was likely to be something else as what it purported to be. (My parents lived in Austria during WWII and they mentioned that if you could buy meat or fish at all, you just didn't ask what it was or where it came from. And really, all that's changed nowadays is that there isn't a WWIII going on. . .)

I can go to the supermarket right now and pick up a piece of "snapper" that more likely came off a species of shark, "Australian" prawns that were raised and farmed in Vietnam and somehow "slipped" into Aussie prawns so now you can't use any of that pack for fish bait because it might spread white spot to our local seafood. 

If the garlic isn't a little bit wilted and doesn't have an "Australian grown" label on it then I have no idea where it comes from. I'm going to pray it comes from Spain or somewhere other than China where it's routinely grown in human shit and then washed in what amounts to ditch water before being rolled around with feet into piles where people sit on the ground and fill it into boxes and bags. 

Same with olive oil - I know a few olive groves in Australia but I have no idea if ALL the oil they sell came off their trees or was imported from Italy to bulk their own oil out a bit. If the latter then it's over 90% certain that it isn't anything like olive oil they're adding because no other industry in the world can consistently produce twice as much oil as they harvest without there being some bullshit involved. 

I get our honey from local farm and that only because I'm fairly certain they don't adulterate their product with imported syrup purporting to be honey. Frozen berries that arrive here as "Produced in New Zealand" aren't, they're Chinese frozen berries sent here via NZ because of labelling laws. 

Orange juice is not made from oranges but orange juice concentrate (mostly squeezed from real oranges and then concentrated) and if the concentrate you bought was the crop of ten tons of oranges, you'd dilute it with fifteen tons' worth of water and add a chemical flavour pack. Why? "Because the customers want a consistent flavour" is the answer you'll get - but the truth is that the company just succesfully parlayed ten tons of oranges into fifteen tons' worth of orange juice for the cost of five extra tons of water and a bucket of orange Tang. 

Milk is similarly adulterated - farmers are paid by weight of milk solids, which are then diluted with water and somehow the milk solids that are extracted out of 1000 litres of milk become 1700 litres of milk on the shelf. 

What's The Answer?

Not George. Not Pollan, either. And definitely not any system that depends on capitalism and a "bottom line" rather than consideration, landcare, and stewardship. 

Not "bioreactors" and bacteria vats either. There's a reason behind the shapes and tastes and textures of vegetables. They are the way they are because relentless selection pressure has worked in both directions - we've sought them out for their health-giving nutrition, managed them, and finally farmed them. I can with 100% certainty say that nothing we're doing in factories, vats, and "reactors" will actually result in healthy human beings. 

George is very gung-ho about bacterial slurry, because he seems to not know or even deliberatley overlook some quite well-established nutritional research results. But as intelligent as he is about soil nutrition (and even draws parallels between the four major bacteria present in both plant and human nutrition systems) he seems to think that while the soil has definite nutrition requirements, human requirements can be safely ignored. 

He skirts the issues of manure/fertiliser/sewage that are really simple to break down into a few simple rules:

  1. Every human ultimately consumes nutrition and energy from the soil and the sun.
  2. Every human produces in their lifetime as many trace nutrients, fertiliser, and energy as they consumed over that lifetime.

And they are the two great rules. For the purposes of completeness you can substitute anything for the word "human" in each of those rules. We've been ignoring them for hundreds of years and that's the biggest problem with our food system right now.

Do you want to produce vegetables for cities? Do it IN the cities. It's easier to separate out food and human waste right there before it gets mixed in with the entire industrial waste stream. Because the reason for the food system failures we're getting is simple. We currently don't give a shit. Literally. Find the microbiomes around the city (and NOT in the lands spoiled by farms) and start your vertical farm by growing them. Start the way Nature does - start from the basics - trace elements, bacterial populations. 

Grow plants in a FULL ecosystem - if have to include insects and animals and supporting plant populations to grow the food crops - that's the price for attaining full nutritive value again. TANSTAAFL. There Ain't No Such Things As A Free Lunch. But we WILL get ourselves back in balance this way.

When families lived on the farm it was pretty easy to. You went and excreted in the field. Your waste food and poop went back out into the garden and the field. There wasn't usually much 'waste' food so mainly poop. And you peed in the field too. Or carried out the night pot and emptied it out there. The thing was that all that nutrient for the soil stayed in the soil. People poop and pee out roughly as many nutrients and trace elements as they consume. 

What they don't excrete is the energy that they burn up in moving and living, but luckily the plants that take up all that material add the energy back in with photosynthesis. See how clever it all is, and how simple it all was?

But eventually we had villages where people kept some gardens but their flour and bulk food might have come off local farms. Sort of - kind of - overall - the resources remained in the same general region though. But that's not the case now, is it? 

Our excrement goes into the same ponds as stormwater and so collects rubber residues, oils, and detergent compounds, and becomes toxic to the soil. We do sort of use some of the waste for fertilisers but it's mixed up with all the less desirable stuff. 



So some re-working of sewers is needed. And if you think that's a lot of hard work, remember that we put the not so great sewer systems in to take away diseases that were killing people in cities, and that was considered worthwhile enough that every city has a sewer system and far less disease. Once it becomes obvious to everyone that we now need TWO sewer systems, we'll do it. Hopefully we'll move before the tidal wave washes over the wall . . .

But once you have this separate system, and a decent food waste service, you'll be more than halfway to being able to farm the food for a city, in the city, using mostly the city's resources. Energy is becoming cheaper. Perhaps we'll be able to mechanise the partitioning of the sewer system, the processing of the fertiliser portions, the composting, and the delivery to local farms. 

So do you want to produce vegetables for cities? If you can do that, you can grow good crops in good soils in great enclosed vertical farms. If you can be bothered to use a heat still to distill waste water as well, you'll have clean water to grow the crops with. Cheaper energy, remember? There's one of the keys. 

There's a lot of interest in growing vegetable crops in such small, intensive, vertical, and very mechanised farms. A lot of progress has been made in the technology and (I'm going to get so tired of saying this but it's true) technology's pace itself is accelerating so that there are hundreds of times more researchers on each of the targets we'll need to reach, so it seems almost certain that we'll see some changes in farming practices. 

The changes that we'll need socially and societally will be a bit harder to achieve though. We'll have to get used to some things like - farmers who operated Standard Farms will need to be recompensed for switching to regenerative agriculture. That's just a given, you can't just shut down existing farmland and tell the farmer "that's it, pack up, piss off, go to town." but what will have to be done is to enforce no more fertiliser and pesticicde use and instead use crop and animal diversity to manage those just as they once were. 

We need to lower people's food expectations. Flawless apples and perfect carrots are a Standard Farm product and not compatible. If you want those, the City Vertical Farms will have to manage such produce. 

And we need to make sure that the whole economy of farming becomes a bit more distributed and equally shared. Basically, capitalism will have to be dismantled for this to happen. And before you think it can't happen, remember that our modern economy based on that neoliberal free-market-adjusted capitalism only came about in the last few hundred years and isn't a particularly stable edifice itself. 

Things Really Boil Down To

We need to become better stewards of our spacecraft. We need to eliminate non-core goals. And capitalism is as non-core as it can get. Really. Just re-read the first sentence of this paragraph. We humans aren't good at seeing big overview pictures, nor at seeing longer-term patterns. But we need to learn, whether that's with or without AI, Gods, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, or "financial objectives." 

We've become somewhat less than human because we've been less than Earthlings in our handling of the planet. What it takes is intensive study of natural microbiomes, and learning to apply those to our foods again. The link between gut biome health and body/mental health is now established beyond reasonable doubt, but we have work to do. 

BONUS: We'll learn how to set up our food systems on other planets. Assuming we still want to colonise those once we understand how unique and delicately-balanced our existence here is and how worthwhile.

This planet is a way for us to move through space. It is in every sense of the word a spacecraft. Without it and the paper-thin shell of atmosphere, we all die horrible deaths. Without the "electronics" inside the planet of rotating magnetic cores generating a shield from cosmic radiation, we'd burn slowly, painfully, over the course of a few hours. Without the life support system, this would be a parched lump of rock and sand, without so much as a lichen growing for food. 

That's not some bullshit doomsday scenario. That's the grim truth of it. Look at the other planets, each missing some crucial factor - too close t the Sun, too distant. Scorched or icy. Some rotate too slowly, some too fast. Or have no molten metal core to form magnetic fields to put shields up against the merciless solar and space radiations. 

We can't just build a huge cylinder in space and set it rotating. It would take decades to centuries for us to get as far as it would take to find just the material. To shield against the radiation the walls would have to be specialised and thicker than current spacecraft skins. To be able to generate gravity, it would need to be massive. Then it would take decades or more to establish an ecosystem that balanced as well as Earth's. 

To be clear - gravity is not optional, if we want to remain human in form. Also if we wanted to make an Ark of it and allow us to take the entire ecosystem (that we depend on in ways we're still not sure of) with us. In short, nothing except a copy of Earth will ever prevent us from turning into a new species - or going extinct. We are truly all that dependent on this exact habitat. 

And it sucks to be an astronaut, even within the protective shield of the magnetosphere they lose bone density and critical muscles if they stay in space for more than a few weeks, and recovery and rehabilitation to the planet is strenuous and difficult. In order to become adapted to space in physiology and genetics, we'll have to become something other than homo sapiens in order to do so. Also, in order to live on another planet, it would either have to be within a micropercentage of identical to Earth, or else we'd have to become a different species.

So for US, right here and right now, it's important that the planet can support our lives. 

Farming in the right way is one things we need to do right away. Another is to stop using dirty fossil fuels. Remember our magnetosphere, that depends on a core that rotates in a certain way? Well, how much longer is it going to rotate if we've actually shifted the Earth's axial tilt?  And remember that while we're reasonably versatile, we're also facing a declining birthrate. Could it be because we've domesticated ourselves

For the people that don't like to follow the links and read for themselves, the first article is about a growing tension between farmers who recognise that we need to reduce our footprint on the planet and are starting to use regenerative agriculture, and the farmers that are embedded in a capitalistic contract system and want to just make money, make money, and make more money.

The second link is to an article which quotes a study that has found that our pumping of groundwater has caused a tiny shift in the Earth's tilt. And of course our magnetic field depends on the rotation of the core of molten metal inside, which is dragged along with the Earth's rotation - along the equator of its axial tilt... 

And the last article discusses how farmed fish are less able to survive and breed in the wild (for reasons still not clear, but I have a few clues a few paragraphs further down) despite being genetically identical. 

We really REALLY need to stop capitalism and greed, and start realising that we really are "all in the same boat" and that it's a lifeboat and our lives really do depend on that lifeboat being in good working order and that everything else is so far down the hierarchy of importance as to be risible. 

I can offer you one piece of Down Under philosophy 101 to explain a bit about why genetically identical living creatures can lose their natural fitness to survive in just one generation of domestication. It's because we've taken them out of their "natural culture" and now they've lost the other important survival mechanism, their culture. 

Those salmon didn't just "magically know" where their spawning grounds are. No matter how much we humans want to deny it, each species has only a certain number of "instincts" built into their genome. The rest is learned from their community. 

There's an interesting side concept I'm finding developing here, and that's the idea that culture, language, communication, and myth are all necessary for life to get past a certain stage. In other words, we're more than our genetics, we're also formed by our culture and our conversations and our knowledge. This is worth a whole series of longer posts and I've now started a research and outline on it. Stay tuned. 

Anyway - this explains why we're in the situation we're currently in. By not exploring all these linkages before exploiting things, we've disrupted a large part of a larger narrative, if you like, and will need to repair that in order for things to return to a more liveable state. 

We need to acknowledge that we're only one group of things called Earthlings, and Earthlings are parts of Earth. No I'm not promoting some kumbaya religious nuttery, I'm saying that every living creature on the planet, every drop of water, and every particle of geological and atmospheric material on the planet.



We can't ever become a part of another ecosystem, we're stuck on this ship. And greed and capitalism almost destroyed it. We are now in the situation where we DON'T HAVE TO be greedy. We DON'T HAVE TO exploit any more of the planet's resources. We DON'T HAVE TO do the hard work any more to survive, because we can mechanise and automate almost everything. And we DON'T HAVE TO dig up new resources or burn resources for energy because we can give the task of  recycling, building new renewable energy sources, building more recycling facilities, making more machines to do that and then look after our needs.

And DON'T HAVE TO take food out of another's mouth or the roof from over their heads. 

We can do this right now if we eliminate the need to create "profits" and "value" from everything, and just settle for "fixing what we have already."


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